At least the Republicans are up front about their thoughts that all black people should be jailed or shot, and don’t make up bullshit stories to hide their racism. I hope Rahm Emmanuel gets convicted of some crime and gets to spend time in jail

It seems like an obvious solution would be to have to pay 10 cents for every call, even with unlimited calling plans and whatever. For the average person the calls add up to something not too burdensome, but if you’re placing millions of these, that’s a bit harder

New Yorkers outs of Staten Island consider it more a part of Jersey. We bear no responsibility for those assholes

I like the idea of making the AI essentially the preliminary resident read, to be reviewed and adjusted by an experienced attending radiologist

I think an easy solution to the bathroom thing is that people of all genders and identification just shit in a plastic bag and then mail it to Mitch McConnell 

Bran the Broken sounds like he should be lead singer in an emo band

This is pretty cool. Radiology involves a lot of pattern recognition, so it’s probably a good place to work in AI. I doubt computers will replace radiologists any time soon - a good radiologist will be looking at so much more than just nodules!

The lead and senior author are engineers, and their comments read like those by engineers and doctors. From reading the actual paper, the ENTs were basically involved to provide patients at their surgical center. The science behind the tool is very cool and that’s why it was published in a high profile journal. But…

She has much better technique and consistency than the guy from the RIchard Spencer nazi punching video. She is now my new nazi punching hero.

This is frankly stupid and very clearly not created by an actual medical professional. Ear fluid does not mean ear infection. You can have ear fluid accumulate in the middle ear with any viral infection that leads to dysfunction of the eustachian tubes. You need signs of inflammation to go along with that before you…

I think Netflix is ultimately going to be pushed out by a combination of Amazon prime video and Hulu. A ton of people already have prime video, and if you’re going to pony up for another streaming service, the Netflix offerings are becoming less and less appealing every year

Uber customers first became suspicious when Ali had a bowl of souvenir bullet casings next to the mints and complimentary water bottles. He would also sometimes ask customers to man the machine gun turret of the prius during rush hour to help things move faster. 

It’s actually not the Dniepr, but the Pripyat river, downstream of Chernobyl before it drains into the Dniepr

Prior to the rally, Trump shat in every single one of those hard hats, and then sold them to his supporters as “freedom tariff hats”

The socks have better hair than Trump

You can make it more white by adding arugula and using gluten-free ancient-grin bread. 

He’s going to draft a 20 page memo about how we was robbed by the referees

This Ocean’s 4 bunch was trying to steal the amethyst crystal to power a new North Korean anti-capitalist laser

He can’t beat John Gruden’s appearance as “immolated infantry man 1-19,000"

I’m not sure if I would use the term “upside potential” given their massive losses...