I wish they had gotten Jason Alexander to be Robotnik

It sucks that these people got hurt, especially the ones where the scooter clearly malfunctioned. But a lot of them were riding on sidewalks, without a helmet. And I’m not sure where people get the idea that the scooter should be able to go over 1.5 inch bumps. These escooters are a public nuisance in so many…

I would imagine that without the purging step, you will go to great lengths to never poop again

This seems like a very poorly planned crime. 

I will bet you good money that not a single member of this militia has at any point actually read and understood the constitution. And that includes the second amendment 

I don’t think he realizes that all the dogs have already been designated as emotional comfort animals and the “neighbors” are about to call the cops because support animal laws are being broken

To be fair, bleach does eliminate the majority of viruses and bacteria. It’s only a problem because it will also eliminate the patient along with them.

I’m lucky enough to work with a large number of Child Life specialist who help kids through uncomfortable, scary, and painful procedures. 100% agree on telling them the truth in a developmentally appropriate way. I’ve had to do a decent amount of suturing up wounds on toddler and school age kids, as well as lumbar…

It’s the location. If he were doing it in West Philly, nobody would give a shit. But he was doing it at 8th and Market, a location that the city authorities and local businesses are trying to make more white-people friendly. I’m sure that the cops have standing orders to harass anyone along market street in Center…

It’s GPM, gallons per mile

The scooters are a public nuisance, both when in use (speeding down crowded sidewalks) and when parked (blocking the sidewalks). They should be treated accordingly. 

I am definitely rooting for Scooter Remover. If only they removed the permanently

All the “I don’t mind doing it for pennies because it’s a hobby” people are like the rich kids you knew in college who could afford to take the cool unpaid internships while you had to work an actual job. Companies need content and people to bring coffee and do scut work. They make money off the free work. If there…

You would think that they would be more sensitive about this stuff given Columbia’s prior and current expansion and controversies with the surrounding community. Like a basic class in “don’t profile and/or assault random members of the surrounding community”.

The only emotions they allow are sad frowning and angry frowning

As a white person, it generally seems like the people screaming “white supremacy” the loudest are also generally the worst specimens of the race (as well as of the whole species). 

It’s genius because it’s so subtle, you can almost read right past it. 

We absolutely triage our criminal proceedings. Police and DAs routinely prioritize what non-major crimes to focus on for both arrests and prosecutions. Plea deals still take time and effort from the court system. It’s entirely reasonable to say that with people waiting for months to get time in front of a judge, that…

It really seems like a bad idea to be an outwardly racist asshole in a profession where many large black men are paid to hit you hard. So much better to just be dog-whistle racist like the team owners!

I’m not sure this is really a competitor. I’m going to end up getting it, because my kid is going to want to watch the disney shit. I’ll probably go along with it, because there’s some stuff there I’d be interested in. But I’ll probably still keep the Netflix, because it doesn’t seem like it has enough to satisfy my…