I like these guys when they’re outside the subway, but hate it when they’re dancing inches away from my face. That said, I don’t think the NYPD need to be given another reason to arrest young black men. This is one of those things that could be solved with a “move along please” rather than putting someone in the…

It was another quarter mil to have the application filled out, so they decided to cut their losses

This is pretty terrible. It’s a good thing that the NCAA and her college will cover her medical bills and therapy and all of the stuff she needs for a speedy recovery!

That’s an interesting question. It seems like security of guest information and law enforcement requests is something that should be covered by corporate policy that applies to all franchises

I don’t own a truck, but really like the look of this one. Pardon my ignorant question for people who actually use trucks daily, but how useful is it without a tailgate?

Eagles fan: Hold my Yuengling and show me where I can find a horse/horse shit and I show you how to really celebrate. And were those lamp posts even greased?

Ruling in their favor would be declaring their parents negligent/abusive and having them taken away

I know everyone is all worked up, but lets not do anything that can’t be taken back and call the Pirates a baseball team

They were actually purchased by Gruden to motivate and toughen up his Raiders players, but the beekeeper couldn’t figure out where the Raiders would be playing next year

I mean, I think Arena league is a pretty good description for the Jets. As for the uniforms, maybe it’s part of their new strategy to blend in with the turf and outhide their opponents. 

Based on my own physique, it’s like kneading a burlap sack of cheese curds

He does not want us to see that he made the sex worker wear a super bowl ring on each of her fingers. It’s the only way he can perform. 

The only way this gets more metsy is if Syndergaard’s pitching arm gets maimed during the attempt to fix the mechanical issues.

Spending time and effort discussing her voice is like discussing Trump’s small hands or ridiculous hair or fake tan. It’s time and effort taken away from discussing fraud and criminal activity and whatever. I get that in this age of depressing reality it’s nice to have something to laugh at, but I really wish the…

Incompetence is a good thing in this administration. A competent Republican hack in that position would have already figured out a way to make public housing even more unlivable and then somehow blame poor people for it. I’m sure that in 2020 HUD will be merged with EPA and public housing residents will be forced to…

She also apparently yelled “stop resisting” before magically shooting herself!

I would gladly take that bear at the QB position. It can throw a bunch of negative yardage passes just as well as Manning, but could at least maul enough defensive players to make it worthwhile. 

Shane was just confused and upset because he went to see white people drive cars around in circles, and instead there was the threatening spectacle of bigger and stronger people of other races. 

Next tweet: “If the black box always survives the crash, why don’t those idiots at Boeing just build the whole plane out of the same material as the black box”

Meth?