I like these guys when they’re outside the subway, but hate it when they’re dancing inches away from my face. That said, I don’t think the NYPD need to be given another reason to arrest young black men. This is one of those things that could be solved with a “move along please” rather than putting someone in the…

It was another quarter mil to have the application filled out, so they decided to cut their losses

Dad-a-chum?

This is pretty terrible. It’s a good thing that the NCAA and her college will cover her medical bills and therapy and all of the stuff she needs for a speedy recovery!

That’s an interesting question. It seems like security of guest information and law enforcement requests is something that should be covered by corporate policy that applies to all franchises

I don’t own a truck, but really like the look of this one. Pardon my ignorant question for people who actually use trucks daily, but how useful is it without a tailgate?

Eagles fan: Hold my Yuengling and show me where I can find a horse/horse shit and I show you how to really celebrate. And were those lamp posts even greased?

Ruling in their favor would be declaring their parents negligent/abusive and having them taken away

I know everyone is all worked up, but lets not do anything that can’t be taken back and call the Pirates a baseball team

They were actually purchased by Gruden to motivate and toughen up his Raiders players, but the beekeeper couldn’t figure out where the Raiders would be playing next year

“I will put you into a submarine and have pedo guy bring you to a cave” was his backup line

I mean, I think Arena league is a pretty good description for the Jets. As for the uniforms, maybe it’s part of their new strategy to blend in with the turf and outhide their opponents. 

Based on my own physique, it’s like kneading a burlap sack of cheese curds

Good. I’ve lived in Brooklyn and in Manhattan and taken quite a lot of the trains. I’ve also had the enjoyable job of driving an ambulance in Manhattan and getting to deal with the ridiculous traffic. The only vehicles that should be allowed to drive in Manhattan are buses, commercial/delivery vehicles, and cabs.…

Absolutely none of those people except the uber driver are currently driving into Manhattan. They all take the trains. But great argument!

He does not want us to see that he made the sex worker wear a super bowl ring on each of her fingers. It’s the only way he can perform. 

The Border Force released this photo of the suspect taken before capture

I always found this fascinating. You’d think that not feeling pain would be great, but these patients can actually get into a lot of trouble like with the burn example. Turns out being able to feel pain is important for getting you to stop doing things that can lead to greater injury. 

The only way this gets more metsy is if Syndergaard’s pitching arm gets maimed during the attempt to fix the mechanical issues.

It would be great it Facebook, Twitter, Paypal, Youtube, and everyone else that they use to spread and monetize their bullshit would also get on board. Honestly, these people should be banned from society