The scooters are a public nuisance, both when in use (speeding down crowded sidewalks) and when parked (blocking the sidewalks). They should be treated accordingly. 

I am definitely rooting for Scooter Remover. If only they removed the permanently

All the “I don’t mind doing it for pennies because it’s a hobby” people are like the rich kids you knew in college who could afford to take the cool unpaid internships while you had to work an actual job. Companies need content and people to bring coffee and do scut work. They make money off the free work. If there…

You would think that they would be more sensitive about this stuff given Columbia’s prior and current expansion and controversies with the surrounding community. Like a basic class in “don’t profile and/or assault random members of the surrounding community”.

The only emotions they allow are sad frowning and angry frowning

As a white person, it generally seems like the people screaming “white supremacy” the loudest are also generally the worst specimens of the race (as well as of the whole species). 

It’s genius because it’s so subtle, you can almost read right past it. 

We absolutely triage our criminal proceedings. Police and DAs routinely prioritize what non-major crimes to focus on for both arrests and prosecutions. Plea deals still take time and effort from the court system. It’s entirely reasonable to say that with people waiting for months to get time in front of a judge, that…

It really seems like a bad idea to be an outwardly racist asshole in a profession where many large black men are paid to hit you hard. So much better to just be dog-whistle racist like the team owners!

I like these guys when they’re outside the subway, but hate it when they’re dancing inches away from my face. That said, I don’t think the NYPD need to be given another reason to arrest young black men. This is one of those things that could be solved with a “move along please” rather than putting someone in the…

It was another quarter mil to have the application filled out, so they decided to cut their losses

This is pretty terrible. It’s a good thing that the NCAA and her college will cover her medical bills and therapy and all of the stuff she needs for a speedy recovery!

That’s an interesting question. It seems like security of guest information and law enforcement requests is something that should be covered by corporate policy that applies to all franchises

I don’t own a truck, but really like the look of this one. Pardon my ignorant question for people who actually use trucks daily, but how useful is it without a tailgate?

Eagles fan: Hold my Yuengling and show me where I can find a horse/horse shit and I show you how to really celebrate. And were those lamp posts even greased?

Ruling in their favor would be declaring their parents negligent/abusive and having them taken away

I know everyone is all worked up, but lets not do anything that can’t be taken back and call the Pirates a baseball team

They were actually purchased by Gruden to motivate and toughen up his Raiders players, but the beekeeper couldn’t figure out where the Raiders would be playing next year

I mean, I think Arena league is a pretty good description for the Jets. As for the uniforms, maybe it’s part of their new strategy to blend in with the turf and outhide their opponents. 

Based on my own physique, it’s like kneading a burlap sack of cheese curds