Spending time and effort discussing her voice is like discussing Trump’s small hands or ridiculous hair or fake tan. It’s time and effort taken away from discussing fraud and criminal activity and whatever. I get that in this age of depressing reality it’s nice to have something to laugh at, but I really wish the…

Incompetence is a good thing in this administration. A competent Republican hack in that position would have already figured out a way to make public housing even more unlivable and then somehow blame poor people for it. I’m sure that in 2020 HUD will be merged with EPA and public housing residents will be forced to…

This is not advertising soap, it’s advertising essential things like a place to live, a job, and credit to be able to buy things. Anyone is actually free to buy Klan Monthly or weekly standard if they want to see these things being advertised there.  Facebook’s bullshit is the equivalent of all the newsstands in your…

She also apparently yelled “stop resisting” before magically shooting herself!

A chiropractor selling a product with no scientific basis? I’m shocked, and apparently so were the customers!

I would gladly take that bear at the QB position. It can throw a bunch of negative yardage passes just as well as Manning, but could at least maul enough defensive players to make it worthwhile. 

There are also people genuinely concerned that the earth is flat. People who object to verifiable facts should not be accommodated, especially when doing so has public health implications. 

Make vaccinations a requirement for any jobs that require interactions with other people. This is already the case in the medical field, but nobody wants to get whooping cough from their banker either. That will catch any of the home schooled people who slip through the cracks

Shane was just confused and upset because he went to see white people drive cars around in circles, and instead there was the threatening spectacle of bigger and stronger people of other races. 

This really should be the case everywhere. You’re free not to vaccinate Madysyn or whatever, but you can’t have your outbreak vector child using public accommodations like schools

Next tweet: “If the black box always survives the crash, why don’t those idiots at Boeing just build the whole plane out of the same material as the black box”

I like to hope that even our oligarch overlords don’t want their children poisoned by contaminated food and medicine. But that’s probably giving them too much credit

Next up, an article about the time I had sex with lots of random people without using protection, and got all kinds of STIs!

Meth?

Not vaccinating your child is child abuse, and our society should treat it as such. 

I can’t wait until my kid is old enough to not try to eat the magnets, this would be so much easier than tape!

I saw a co-worker clipping nails into the recycling bin. When I asked WTF was up, the response was “nails are biodegradable”. The real problem with recycling is that most people are too stupid to carry out basic life functions, much less put things in proper containers

According to local authorities, shortly before takeoff, one passenger was seen eating large amounts of Taco Bell.

I mean, we spend a lot of time, energy, and money watching grown men play games with a ball and arguing about things related to these games. We kind of are morons and deserve to have this man take our money

The problem is that the fines come from the shareholders, while the executives responsible for the bad behavior suffer very minimally. I really wish they would start including some jail time, or at least a clause forcing change in leadership