Well, they behead people before they crucify them, which TBH is better than the way others have been doing it. We really should be commending them for their progressive thinking. 

I guess it worked better than Pederson’s motivational montage. Word is that after a week, the cheese steaks started to smell rotten and could no longer maintain the shape of the Rocky statue.

Being an Eagles fan is like going out with an attractive date, getting back to your place, getting some foreplay going, and then getting a door slammed on your dick after it slips through Alshon Jeffery’s Hands. Every fucking year

Is it a sack if the wind blows and Eli Manning falls over before he has a chance to throw a -3 yard pass?

You’d think Andy Reid would be used to having shit (literal and figurative) thrown onto the field.

Whenever I hear “Black Republican”, I think Clayton Bigsby

I really thought they would just hire Fireman Ed. 

I will personally fund a wall of steel slats or whatever as long as we can decorate each spike with the head of a Republican asshole

This post made me go back to the Stuff White People Like website, where everything still holds true from like a decade ago!

That wasn’t an upright, Foles was just excited

I’d like to contribute to a kickstarter fund for this man to go and beat some nazis, accordingly

I’m surprised she didn’t throw a “Blue Lives Matter” shoutout in there

Easier access to that exhaust port 

I have a toddler and our rule is to only go with it to places that clearly don’t object to kids, and try to go during less busy hours. So we do the 8 or 9AM brunch at our favorite place where you have to wait an hour if you show up at 10. We bring a silicone mat, bib, and wipes, and leave the place as we found it. We…

Still the best story I have to illustrate this is the time I was offering the flu vaccine to a kid receiving chemotherapy for leukemia. His parents declined it because they didn’t want to put any toxins in his body. We can often cure cancer but there’s no cure for stupid

Why is Wilson Fisk up there?

Just wait for the Nick Foles statue to be erected in Philadelphia 

He’s practicing being Putin. Next photo, the shirt comes off

Nick Foles was also fined $10,026 for unsportsmanlike conduct and inappropriate celebrating for taking his dick out to urinate

Good. I find it hard to be sympathetic to people whose entire business model depends on government help who then vote against their economic interest just to spite liberals and brown people