I really thought they would just hire Fireman Ed. 

I will personally fund a wall of steel slats or whatever as long as we can decorate each spike with the head of a Republican asshole

This post made me go back to the Stuff White People Like website, where everything still holds true from like a decade ago!

That wasn’t an upright, Foles was just excited

I’d like to contribute to a kickstarter fund for this man to go and beat some nazis, accordingly

I’m surprised she didn’t throw a “Blue Lives Matter” shoutout in there

I have a toddler and our rule is to only go with it to places that clearly don’t object to kids, and try to go during less busy hours. So we do the 8 or 9AM brunch at our favorite place where you have to wait an hour if you show up at 10. We bring a silicone mat, bib, and wipes, and leave the place as we found it. We…

Why is Wilson Fisk up there?

Just wait for the Nick Foles statue to be erected in Philadelphia 

Nick Foles was also fined $10,026 for unsportsmanlike conduct and inappropriate celebrating for taking his dick out to urinate

Good. I find it hard to be sympathetic to people whose entire business model depends on government help who then vote against their economic interest just to spite liberals and brown people

Can we start putting “attorney” in quotation marks, because it really seems like he commits a lot of legal malpractice. While we’re at it, can we start doing the same for “president” - I’m pretty sure that the word was not meant to mean “manchild who watches TV and tweets all day”

Why are campus police a thing? I’ve heard some arguments that they might not escalate things as quickly against stupid college students as the real popo. Honestly that’s BS, we see stories here all the time about campus police incompetence, racism, sexism. It seems like the only real argument is that it keeps the…

I find it’s best to figure this out through experimentation

Trump thought he was going to the Southern Front in the fight against bad hombres in New Mexico but Mike Pence set the flight agenda

This is the mac and cheese that your friend makes as their first “meal” after their parents cut them off in their 7th year of their MFA

Because he knows the rules, Gruden will now trade him for 2 fifth round picks in the 2025 draft and some pretty marbles 

I use the unflavored stuff to make ice cubes, and add them to the flavored pedialyte. Sadly not because of having too much fun, but having a toddler with gastroenteritis 

I am waiting for an anatomically correct statue of Foles to show up at the art museum. Preferably in oil-rubbed bronze. 

Agree with St. Patrick’s day being the worst. Here in Philadelphia it goes on through the entire month of March and in addition to dealing with the baseline human excrement situation, we also get additional human excrement bussed in from Jersey on the Erin express or whatever.