When I first saw that picture, I imagined something very different, not involving orcas. I don’t know if that just makes me a bad person

Given how the discussion for this went, please never start a “which fictional character you’d fuck” survey

I think they were going for this

Now the republican side will be free to wear their Klan hoods to work

We did prime rib and a ham instead of turkey this year and in between the meat sweats and the meat shits, there was a period of pure bliss. Turkey is basically just a vehicle for gravy that takes up your fridge and oven for 3 weeks and contributes nothing.

Can they just start charging everyone something trivial like 1 cent per placed call. For normal people it’d probably end up being something like a few bucks per month, but if you’re making millions of BS calls, it would add up quickly

Trump was reportedly furious when his answers were leaked to the NYT

I think the DOJ already has a few amicus briefs lined up on her behalf

For some teams, mass disembowelment of the fans might actually improve the smell

I totally thought that headline said “fingering”

I totally thought that headline said “fingering”

Crimea was illegally annexed by Russia, but as far as I know the residents’ personal property wasn’t taken away in the process. So in this case, if you ban AirBNB there, you’re punishing people for legally using their property. In the case of Israel’s settlements, the people who are renting out the property are not…

I would be happier if he instead used that money to pay his workers appropriately and provide benefits, so they don’t have to rely on government support for basic life things. 

I mean, there’s not even a reason for him to try to be discreet or smart with planting evidence. If he gets caught, absolutely nothing happens

He looks like the guy who’d sell you a P. Diddy style shrimping boat.

We have to replete our strategic rake reserve

We get work phones that double as pagers through text and have our mobile EMR app to be able to quickly look stuff up on the go. I have an iphone SE for that right now, and it has the perfect size and specs for something that I use in addition to my personal phone for only a set number of things. This would be pretty…

I’ll bet this Project 21 thing is run entirely by rich white people and uses a lot of stock photos of black people. I’m sure they’re also working hard to reduce black on black violence and improve relations with the police

Sarah Huckabee Sanders has finally found someone better at shaping bullshit

How full was that diaper, and was it all rhinestones or poop?

The safety net would be for people like the homeless man in this feel good story, so that he’s not reliant on gullible idiots and online giving