This is a scientifically bullshit post. Please don’t offer thirdhand health advice that you find by googling “miracle cures for belly fat”. Stuff like this doesn’t really go well with your many other excellent posts.

The more experienced players know that proper technique is to wait until you’re in an elevator to throw the punch. Bars are for rookies

Just to be clear, nobody is taking away your right to choose not to vaccinate your kids. We’re just taking away your “right” to have your kids pass their 19th century diseases to other people who are just trying to get an education

A lot of chiropractors and naturopath “doctors” seem to be jumping on the anti-vaccine bandwagon. I guess when your entire livelihood depends on quackery, might as well commit fully

Back in my day, we just practiced on people who were paid to have fingers stuck in the butt

Samurai sword umbrella. It's very sturdy and I've used mine for 4 years through many storms without it getting bent or turned inside out. The size is just right. And it looks awesome. Samurai Umbrella

Samurai sword umbrella. It's very sturdy and I've used mine for 4 years through many storms without it getting bent…

Ugh, this is beyond unsafe. Babies have very poor kidney function, and in fact don't reach adult levels of being able to handle fluids and electrolytes until 2 years old. Breast milk and formula give them the right amounts of electrolytes, and that's one of the reasons your pediatrician will tell you no other…

Can we do this here in the U.S? I'd love to fuck with double-parked assholes.

I'd like to see some of these studies that show this "success" you speak of

Medications actually do expire. Best case scenario is that they just don't work, and you find out when your infection is not going away or your blood pressure or cholesterol are up again. Worst case scenario, they actually have serious side effects on your body. The best example of that is expired tetracycline-class…

Look at any old plastic items in your house - chances are they are starting to yellow and become more brittle. Materials break down over time and can't tolerate stresses as well. If it's your shower caddy, no big deal. If it's a 20 pound kid in a rollover car crash, different story. You can probably get away with…

I wouldn't call myself the most computer savvy person, but I had a lot of fun building my own Unraid system, and now have a quiet little box that does exactly everything I want done. There are lots of resources out there that can help you build for the budget that you have and give you flexibility to upgrade as more…

Is the yule zamboni producing yule carbon monoxide to soothe us to sleep?

As a pediatrician, I can confidently say that a one year old does not have the ability to understand why they are being punished and to change their behavior accordingly. For fuck's sake, there are some adults that are not capable of this.

In America, you say speed bump.

Good thing they had a replacement one all ready to go.

He probably would have had better luck with those had he not been trying to keep the gun from slipping out of his waistband the whole time

This story would have been so much more interesting had he thrown pizza at Usher

In post-Soviet Russia, camera viewfinder views you.

I guess Riley Cooper has a lot of free time these days to run so many twitter accounts