I went to a "Science and Mathematics" high school in New York City, and still had a 9th grade biology teacher who refused to teach us evolution and told us to go read about it on our own for that part of the exam. I can only imagine what kind of shit goes on in the rest of the country. It kind of makes me want to give…

Wow, I have flown on #1, 8 and 9 - granted, most recently in the mid 1990s shortly after the fall of the Soviet Union. Even as a kid I kind of thought these were crappy, but after having flown on some non-russian planes, I definitely understand just how bad they are.

I still don't understand why we have to be limited to two political parties. There's no reason that social issues can't be uncoupled from the economic stuff, and we should have a broader range of voices than the yes/no we have on each issue right now

I'm a guy and I don't particularly like it if my wife comments negatively on my new haircut or clothing. It's universal. Nobody wants to be told they don't look good.

I'm sure that St. Patrick would love to have his name associated with the general green-hued douchebaggery that surrounds at least two weekends around the day named after him.

This is good. There's a whole generation of little shits that have grown up with the idea that it's OK to talk shit about people, all consequence-free. Not so long ago, talking shit would get your face punched in. Props to Woodhouse to teaching this asshole a valuable lesson.

Also depends hugely on the legal environment. Good luck trying to do a vaginal delivery in Philadelphia. If that baby so much as thinks as a funny thought, it's getting cut out. Can't blame the ob/gyn doctors too much though when people here literally sue for things like basic complications of prematurity and maternal…

Put it in the freezer. Just make sure that it's really dead, and not sleeping

Hitler believed in principle. Just not one that most people outside Nazi Germany would agree with.

Do kids these days even know what Seinfeld is?

They decided it wasn't legitimate rape, so no need to report it. No biggie.

Ehlo would have felt absolutely terrible if he injured MJ, and MJ couldn't lead that ragtag team to save the world from space aliens.

If it's not cream filled, I'm not eating it. Maybe that's why I'm feeling cream-filled myself these days

This! I was kind of nervous about it at first, but seriously the Zenni optical cheap glasses are some of the best ones I've ever worn. My wife, who needs high index lenses and fancy stuff because of astigmatism, is very jealous.

I seriously think that people should be required to get a license to have a kid, kind of like you need one to get a car. A nice written test on some basic practical knowledge, maybe demonstrating some financial responsibility, and some way of showing that you're not going to pull shit like that with a living human…

It's not to keep people out. It's to keep the Oompa Loompas in.

I'm partial to the dead dragon carcass in Dink Smallwood

Well, if you never know which car near you is a cop car, that will reduce speeding as well

Yea, I have a lot of difficulty taking advice from someone who's all pseudoscience crazy

That's a ton of work, compared to just freezing a bunch of stock in the freezer