Am I the only one who uses plastic bags for garbage?

I would not call this an NIH study. It's a crap study published in a shady chinese journal. I would certainly not base any recommendations on it

I spent 2 years in college living with the son of a big deal Formula 1 champion. He was training to race after college, and he was probably one of the most physically fit people I knew - worked out every day, was on the golf team, crazy ripped. He was also one of the smartest people I knew - he graduated college in 3…

When I have kids, I'm going to send them to be raised by my grandparents in a dirt poor village in Ukraine. Then when I bring them to the US when they turn 10, if they ever complain about a gift, I can threaten to send them back to where they have to use an outhouse and get water from a well when they want to shower.

Can't help it

It's like the athletes who let shady doctors in other countries inject them with stem cells. I know it's hard to find a good trustworthy doctor these days, but chances are that if you're getting injections in the back of a pickup truck, you should rethink what you're doing.

As a guy, I think the point was that guys are terrible at knowing how to please anyone but themselves. Which is true.

Fresh semen stains on clothing do tend to have a devaluating effect

You just made up enough bullshit science to write your own medical textbook

For $120, they should have at least attached some wheels to it. Oh wait..

I totally agree. I wish people would just donate that $100 to legitimate genome research that will eventually bring down the price of whole genome sequencing for everyone.

As someone who is working on becoming a pediatrician, I can honestly say that people need to teach their children how to behave in public. Just like people with dogs need to pony up the time and energy to train their dogs. I don't want my leg humped by children or dogs. When I was little, if I misbehaved, my mom would…

Sadly, the Bible has a much higher impact factor than even a good scientific journal like Developmental Cell. There's no convincing crazy religious people that evolution is legit.

Deep brain stimulation works pretty well for Parkinson's, but that's because there are very specific and very small brain areas that are responsible for the disease. Alzheimer's is a much more diffuse disease, so I'm not sure how effective this will be. But I can tell you that it's going to be a fabulously expensive…

Rule number 1 of prison escapes: you can't escape through the glory hole.

Sorry, but there are no acids in your breath, at least nothing that can damage glass or lens coatings.

The nights when you're drinking the really crappy booze are also the nights that you drink so much that you wake up the next morning curled up in a puddle of vomit in your building's elevator. That probably contributes to the hangover more than the cogeners. And seriously, why are people still trying to take that…

Well, nobody is going to be grabbing at that facemask unless they want a few broken fingers.

Gosh, the inhumanity of having to wait more than 20 seconds for a machine that will do your walking for you