I THINK IT MIGHT BE LASSIE.

I'm irrationally bothered by the fact that you refer to this store as "Vicki," "she" and "her." It's my problem, not yours. I agree with everything else you say.

I'm not sure what you want them to do, particularly if you're not "about wearing someone's dirty panties." If we found out they were cleaning them an returning them to floor, what then?!

Did you know a group of owls is called a "mind your fucking business or I'll end you?"

Apparently, that wasn't enough money though... Otherwise, my company would already have the, close to, $5million worth of product that was anchored just off shore in California. Instead, we won't be getting it until mid-April.

That sun room - coffee in the morning, highballs at night. You know grandma still likes to party. She looks like a 7&7 sort of gal.

Have you met a cat? Your mere existence qualifies as "starting shit."

I feel like there should be a whole series of What Can We Glue To Our Nails Today. Rhinestones? YES. Sequins? Maybe! Fruit stickers [how many plums can you eat in an hour]? Dooo iiiiiit. Are you a crunchy earthy type? A single elegant piece of oatmeal or a lentil omg.

"I personally don't think the lobster on her pussy is real," she said matter-of-factly over brunch. "But Page Six attests to its veracity."

the fire of indignant, misplaced self-righteousness that looks to ruin people's lives and unjustly ruin reputations

Guys, if your life would get ruined when people find out about something you are doing in secret, maybe it's not a good idea to do it at all.

It's not late, it's just been percolating.

Mark.

LOVE the dress.

STUDIES SHOW THAT WOMEN WHO EAT FOOD ARE FATTER THAN WOMEN WHO DO NOT EAT FOOD

Milani Luminoso is a dupe of Orgasm but with less shimmer. You can get it at most drugstores!

I don't feel like there get to be gatekeepers for who is allowed to say they feel queer.

I can't help but feel that after producing the first three novels in a whirlwind of activity, GRRM wrote himself into a ditch and started spinning his wheels, with the new books nothing but endless subplots and "developments" with no real narrative cohesion.