Have you met a cat? Your mere existence qualifies as "starting shit."

I feel like there should be a whole series of What Can We Glue To Our Nails Today. Rhinestones? YES. Sequins? Maybe! Fruit stickers [how many plums can you eat in an hour]? Dooo iiiiiit. Are you a crunchy earthy type? A single elegant piece of oatmeal or a lentil omg.

"I personally don't think the lobster on her pussy is real," she said matter-of-factly over brunch. "But Page Six attests to its veracity."

the fire of indignant, misplaced self-righteousness that looks to ruin people's lives and unjustly ruin reputations

Guys, if your life would get ruined when people find out about something you are doing in secret, maybe it's not a good idea to do it at all.

It's not late, it's just been percolating.

Mark.

LOVE the dress.

STUDIES SHOW THAT WOMEN WHO EAT FOOD ARE FATTER THAN WOMEN WHO DO NOT EAT FOOD

Milani Luminoso is a dupe of Orgasm but with less shimmer. You can get it at most drugstores!

I don't feel like there get to be gatekeepers for who is allowed to say they feel queer.

wow so many of you are being total cunts about pregnancy rn jsyk

So much more tasteful than I had pictured!

The scam story is absolutely one of the scariest things I've read in a while. It would fit in with the annual Jez Halloween scary stories bonanza.

I have to admit I was unpleasantly surprised at the casual racism and homophobia on there. If you want to see this sort of thing done without the 'faggot' or 'look, a black person' jokes, then try A Dress A Day, or Male Pattern Boldness.

Read. The. Fucking. Article.

Left off the list: Tasteful funeral attire. At some point someone you know will die, and it will be expected of upu to attend the funeral or a memorial service.

Nice to see this! Bravo Zulu Lt. Col!