right, clean, scrub and moisturize.... and jojoba oil.....

I like milk with most of my tomato sauce based foods, like pizza, lasagna, spaghetti, etc. Something about the combination just works so well together.

Oh my gosh. I must have lox this weekend. I must devour the bacon of the sea!

I thought I was the only one! We should make shirts.

Well, it's weird that that's the ONLY thing you like with milk, but it's not weird that you like milk and pizza. Because milk and pizza are awesome together. I often drink one glass of milk with dinner, but if it's pizza, i'll go through probably 3.

Giraffes don't eat meat so I feel like there's an argument to be made there

Additional counterpoint: yogurt.

Suggested brand names: Noplait. ChobanNO. DanNOn. StoNOfield Farms.

Congrats on not reading the article.

Also, um, downloading child porn. Assuming the person in question found that arousing. If not, maybe it would be a crime? I'm kinda confused here....

Rights of penises > rights of actual human women

Wow I really misinterpreted that, I thought they had struck down a law that was trying to pass, not one that was already there! It sickens me that someone would actually argue for the right to do such a thing AND be successful!

There are lots of "intent" laws. Malicious intent. Criminal intent. Fraudulent intent.

anybody see this gem? Apparently they won't make up skirting illegal in Texas because it 'intrudes on ones right to be aroused'. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

I know the judge in this case and he hates that he had to make this decision. But it is consistent with the laws on the books right now - which were enacted before cellphones with cameras existed. However, my understanding is that there is a bill being introduced this legislative session to fix this issue so the…

During the halftime show, Katy Perry's backup dancers donned polka dot bikinis that looked curiously similar to a bathing suit worn by Taylor Swift the summer she tried to become a Kennedy.

Man, I should've named this website "MyFuckedUpCuticles.Jezebel.com."