Additional counterpoint: yogurt.

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Congrats on not reading the article.

Also, um, downloading child porn. Assuming the person in question found that arousing. If not, maybe it would be a crime? I'm kinda confused here....

Rights of penises > rights of actual human women

Wow I really misinterpreted that, I thought they had struck down a law that was trying to pass, not one that was already there! It sickens me that someone would actually argue for the right to do such a thing AND be successful!

There are lots of "intent" laws. Malicious intent. Criminal intent. Fraudulent intent.

anybody see this gem? Apparently they won't make up skirting illegal in Texas because it 'intrudes on ones right to be aroused'. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

I know the judge in this case and he hates that he had to make this decision. But it is consistent with the laws on the books right now - which were enacted before cellphones with cameras existed. However, my understanding is that there is a bill being introduced this legislative session to fix this issue so the…

During the halftime show, Katy Perry's backup dancers donned polka dot bikinis that looked curiously similar to a bathing suit worn by Taylor Swift the summer she tried to become a Kennedy.

Man, I should've named this website "MyFuckedUpCuticles.Jezebel.com."

Great food for thought, Diana.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

It seems to me that most of these arbiters of what women over whatever the #$%^ age should be wearing, are young babes who are gloatingly saying "lady, you don't have the right to look cute or attractive any more. You relinquished that right when you had the stupid bad judgment to age. Sorry, darling, but you're…

You know, I struggle with this daily. I'm 52, and live in a beach community, and after a youth spent in the smallest string bikinis possible, for so many years, I made sure I had the tankini/skirt combo going on. Age appropriate, you know? This past summer, the 30 and 40 year-old women I was hanging with on the beach…

I don't know if you've ever worked as a baker, but traditionally we are only allowed to use one standard carton of 12 eggs per day. That's why it's such a difficult career path - you must learn to budget the dozen eggs to last through the entire day.

I cannot argue with such flawless logic.

I know what a baker's dozen is. It generally refers to baked goods. Egg are traditionally sold in cartons as a set of 12.