Does your Super Bowl party also have bowls of Gushers and Fruit by the Foot?

Unexpectedly glamorous!

Sexmonsterism aside, how could you possibly take a "Master Bob" seriously? That sounds like the wig you're supposed to copy on your first week of barber school.

To the dad who says that girls use the "I was too drunk" excuse to not have any consequences, here's dudes doing it, too.

Including a federal offense!

There's something wrong with your link as it took my computer back to 1986.

This is the best joke I've seen in my 5 years reading DS. Well done. +1

"Goofed."

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

This is a demented comment layered with excitement about the afc championship.

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

Gold medal winner in the Depressing Headline Olympics.

You know who else has to tell someone when they're ugly?

""Yes, he says this. He calls a someone's teen kid a 'bitch.'"

So, obviously people should not be dumping garbage cans over people's cars, but I sort of feel like the nurse is also being a jerk here. She's threatening to quit and leave the family high and dry over something the family did not do and has no control over?

I want to track these fuckers down and give them a piece of my mind...

Yeah, nice choice in image. I love Kat Graham. She is one of the few things that keeps me eye rolling but then flopping back on my couch to watch The Vampire Diaries this season. And she seems like a vibrant, gracious person in real life. She's always in a funky fashion moment. I'm not loving this look on her, either.…

this is a lot

Then we wouldn't have the Colosseum.

Sure, I mean, there's another side to it. I just think it's tacky bullshit—which is fine—but the beer game is not always welcoming to women, and I think this is another example of it, so I called it out. Buy away, my friend!