Then we wouldn't have the Colosseum.

So, Texas, good luck with your temper tantrum. I know five year olds who have a better understanding of what to do when they lose fair and square. Oh, to be able to send the lot of you down in the pink granite building in Austin to time out for, oh, at least four years. That ought to do it.

Sure, I mean, there's another side to it. I just think it's tacky bullshit—which is fine—but the beer game is not always welcoming to women, and I think this is another example of it, so I called it out. Buy away, my friend!

And to think I just made a sensible move to Leander like a grown up because I'm a cheap grown up when I could have lived in a haunted ex frat house.

Came for the fried cheese, stayed for the awesome community.

Because the word pandemic only colloquially means across the world. It can absolutely mean within one country.

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Better pro? Maybe. Better con? Definitely.

All I see when I look at those shorts is Colonel Sanders.

I am definitely not going to start a fight, but were you these when "nevermind" dropped? Because that shit basically changed rock-n-roll that very day.

I think the lesson here is to write down all of the details while being raped. It's the only way to be sure. Maybe tell your rapists to set up a camera. Otherwise, you bitches be lyin'.

Look at you making my point for me. What are you doing to fix toxic masculinity? Other than the important human rights work of internet posts asking feminists to fuck off and die?

may all survivors be blessed with devoted parents and women armed with multipurpose sticks.

jesus names you couldn't give us 4 minutes to feel victorious?

I don't mind this as much as the assholes that are demanding their employees work on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Fuck those guys.

So, shouldn't this be "Cyber Monday" since it's online? Also it wouldn't be Cyber Monday because it's not on Monday.

Sooooo, he proved that people on Jezebel are decent human beings. Wow. Score one for the MRA team... amirite.

It amuses me that a person married for 3 whole years thinks they hold the golden ticket to the happy marriage ride. Come back after 21 years, Neicy. I'll give you a tip for a happy, lasting marriage: There are none. It's a gamble, a roll of the dice. Many win, many don't.