I had such a good time! This is actually all sincere!

Nobody puts Birkin in the corner.

Well, there are the shitbabies.*

I'm sure it doesn't matter in a world where Zayn Malik can shit out a baby.

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

I did that last night SOBER because I was grumpy/distracted. It took me a while to even notice.

Ugh, every time!

Damn, I remember that so well, and haven't smoked in more than a decade, nor been drunk in a long time. But that stench...and feeling of...annoyance at the cigarette for turning the wrong way.

And to light a second one while you already have one sitting and burning away in the ashtray.

HAH, I thought the same thing. "You know what would REALLY sell me on the fact that she was hammered?"

UGH, that taste. Barf.

This is why I avoid Amazon and stick to Babeland/local places. Tulip and Early 2 Bed are both super women-friendly with lots of female staffers, Chicago ladies (both have stuff for men too, though!). Get thee to a proper shop.

Just so you know the GT fantasy football league is called Lesbian Shitasses.

And yet again, someone goes and summons Baiozebub.

I love that you're carrying the torch. #scottbaioruinseverything

The fund a stranger started for Debra Harrell — the mom arrested for letting her child play outside in a park unattended while she worked — has been active for about 48 hours and has already surpassed its $10,000 goal.

I wonder how long before we get the corporations are people and people don't have to divulge their religious beliefs and therefore corporations don't have to divulge their religious beliefs, so we'll just let you know the next time you go to your pharmacy to pick up your birth control ruling. Have fun arguing with…

I've been reading the Jez since 2011-ish... but I've heard about the MPDG a lot. And not just here.