What is it about early morning sex in general? We both have dragon breath, my hair looks like something dead beside the road, the cat's jumping on us yowling to be fed...nothing about this scenario says "take me right now", I don't care that you've got Mornign Wood Auto-Boner.

Ha! YES.

BTW, season one of The Americans just went up on Amazon Prime Instant Video. So good!

Fuck, I KNOW. That must be why things worked out with Mr Caterpillar… the dude never went to church, and he lets me sleep in. BECAUSE HE'S SMART AND WANTS TO LIVE.

Because if women actually enjoy sex, that gives them too much power! Can't have that, now can we? Next thing you know, women might start expecting men to consider giving pleasure to their partners. Madness!

I had an ex like that. Whenever I tried anything other than missionary, he'd go soft and complain that it "wasn't intimate enough." He wanted to gaze into my eyes or whatever. Yet when I stumbled on his porn stash- that was a whole different story. Freaky shit. Some guys have some serious madonna/whore baggage…

I call bullshit. My ex would only ever have sex under a specific set of conditions: woman on top or missionary, always between 7 and 10 AM, always in bed, always in the bedroom, never with toys, never with porn on, no threesomes, no fantasy or role playing, and always on Sundays at 8 AM.

Does the written apology eed to be written in blood or is ink okay?

Whatever your sickest, most twisted sexual fantasy, it's PG-13 material compared to the shit that goes on in his head.

much comment. wow.

I just wanted to star this, but kinja as decided I will comment. So.....
.~*starz~.*

I'm not going to get into this too much but let me say, I grew up with a parent that was a sexual predator. I was pretty confrontational around things I saw and knew and experienced but there is still something particularly disturbing about living with a sexual offender who offends on the scale as Sandusky that needs…

To me the word vagina is no more sexy than the word penis - I would never use the anatomically correct word for either in sexy scenario.

Have you ever had a 22 pound cat attack a less than 20 pound infant? You use what's on hand (or foot) to get it off.

Thank you, sincerely, for starting this discussion of Day 2. I thought it was just me and always felt bad telling my husband/family that I couldn't go out that day. So I'd go out and be paranoid the whole dang time. Now I have the confidence to tell them all to shove off if they don't like it :)

I am 38 and have had my period for every. fucking. major. event. for the past year and a half. It obligingly comes early or waits an extra week, just to make sure it hits at Christmas, or that destination wedding, or the big move, or my inlaws visiting, or whatever.

I never experienced the day two phenomenon until I turned forty. My husband knows that I won't be my normal self that day because I'll just be so fucking tired.

I was just coming here to post that. Great minds think alike!*

My Mom had crazy, heavy periods in her late 40s/early 50s. She discovered she had fibroids, and she had a hysterectomy about 10 years ago.

Right! Clearly I need to rewatch.

I'm not 38/40ish, but the first real period I had after getting my IUD was totally Carrie at the prom, teen gross-out comedy, elevator of blood in "The Shining" level bad. They've mellowed out a little bit, but now I know what I have to look forward to...