Maybe those Malibu women you’re loving to hate so much are just like the rest of us: constantly barraged with a message of how we’re supposed to look, act, and perform, lest we upset the herd.

I used to take a fabulous supplement call Biotol, for nail & hair health supposedly. (The little old lady at the health food store recommended it and I gave it a shot.) It was AMAZING. Then, it disappeared forever from the shelves. And I have no idea what the active ingredients were, aside from the obvious biotin,…

:) And she’s engaged, and planning an October wedding. (In my back yard. Eek. That I’m not prepared for, double-eeek.)

I can only give you an answer that resonates with me. My daughter’s campus is roughly 8000 students. In 2007, 2008, 2009 (the most recent report, strangely), one sexual assault was reported to have occurred on campus in each of those years.

You were indeed lucky. Right now, it’s all about protecting The Brand from this current debate.

It’s been a long road, but she is, thank you.

In other news: Flood the internet with support for survivors April 22nd, with your own love letter: http://nsvrc.org/sites/default/…

My daughter was gang-raped at her school last year and I’ll take every opportunity to tell parents:

INdeed.

Poor thing. Follow up, stat. Migraines are NO JOKE. (Captain Obvious, captaining obviously.)

Really? Yk... it actually IS time to make an appointment. And mine literally do change my vision. Hrrrm.

UGH, hooded eyes are the worst as you age! I'm 44 and conniving to get my ophthalmologist to refer me to a plastic surgeon for insurance-covered eyelid surgery, which IS a thing, if you can lie well enough have vision problems from the droop.

I live in a town of less than 2000 people, and after asking around, found a woman that does dirt-cheap alterations. I'm average height, but average does not compute in some jeans brands, so I've had to have them altered, and it was a great $10 per pair investment. No more ruined/dragging hems!

Dammit. FailureToScroll.

Hahaha, I cry. When it's tequila, sooner or later I'm cryin' because I love you, or cryin' because I hate you.

You and I are friends.

Yeah, I came here to post this:

If everyone involved gets off what's the problem?

Um, except the one you wrote: