This is the top trending article on my sidebar: http://www.newsweek.com/sun-goes-down-… so, progress?

I know, right?? Plus limitless hilarity potential.

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You know the rules, Hillary. Say it often and loud enough and it becomes fact; Perception is Reality, and all.

They do, I know.

I'd added and shared on FB. I am so, so sorry for your family's loss. I hope your goal is met soon, no one should have to face financial pressure during this time.

No worries, I'm all about the "discourse" part of the platform! Go forth, be thoughtful!

Don't forget when some "promoted" person made the same damn point you did, then rec'd about a zillion stars for "your" comment.. that was already hanging out for a couple of hours in the grays. Ugh.

I really think that's been Denton's plan with Kinja, it just got stuck somewhere along the way. So maybe this would be enough?

Nope. These people would be delusional assholes any way they could be.

Damn. They're really not going to know what to make of the fact that my 70 and 76yo Republican mother and stepfather were apparently spotted twice at Whole Women's Health in Fort Worth a couple of years ago.

I anxiously await the three or four super-earnest commenters who will blame your pet-parenting, plus shame you for letting her touch a mass-market-made-in-China toy.

I know. (Obligatory "I still miss my star, too" statement.) I'm not entirely sure when they roll this out for good if my current follow will stand, because I don't see Jezebel in my followers list.. and you know, that's FINE. This shit is broken and it just has to be fixed.

I sorely miss my ability to gif right now. Team (Target) Dog would've had something to say about this.

Well, if you have commenters (like me!) in the grays promoting those comments, that brings them to the "front" so the authors can see them with ease. It's kind of why I didn't have one suggestion/responsibility, but 4.

So true.

Well, that's awesome and made me smile. Thank you.

Heh, dumb jokes are pretty much always acceptable. But they better be good. ;) (If in doubt, go for the pun. We're all embarrassed as hell to admit it, but we love 'em.)

I think that's where 1 and 3 dovetail perfectly. The authors and (hypothetical) mods need to keep an eye out for the good stuff as well as the bad.

The last "gray" version meant "I" could pull someone's comment out of the grays.