Of course! Unless it's fondant, because blurgh.*

Nailed it!

OMG, do not google tiny pies... UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE HUNGRY. (Surprisingly, even w/out safesearch, this resulted in pages and pages of adorable and delicious looking actual desserts.)

Congrats, that's awesome news.

Awwwww, dammit, I remembered incorrectly (bahaha, not surprising) and was actually thinking of an 80's era That's Incredible! show here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That's_In…

OK, our resident author Josh defending himself up there (#notalljoshes) PLUS your comment PLUS your username... I'm dying!

Hey, thanks for turning this into wholesale victim-blaming rather than isolated pearl-clutching/concern-trolling! Much more fun that way.

I just did some googling and it's on the Sam Houston Tollway in Houston BUT I have to say that when you're on the tollway there are parts (and according to google st view this is one of them) that "feel" extremely rural. Also, it might be the type of gas station where you don't go in to pay, but go to a window…

Today in That's Impossible! whoa Ms. Crosley, exactly how old ARE you?*

I hate that the family appears to have perpetuated fraud against a corporation in order to get her medical care funded, but have empathy for their desperation. That the dog attack came from her grandfather's dog(s) tends to take away automatic sympathy a "stray" attack would've garnered (see the comments for…

That's my takeaway, as well.

What I hate is that once you find a bra that does the job (I have a couple of Brooks Glycerin tanks w/built in bra that're - ahem - the tits) they immediately discontinue that shit (thanks, Brooks). Also, holy fuck, if it fits "right" it gives mad cleavage (I'm a dd, though, so that's par for the course.)

Two shall enter...

This + the stellar (as always, elevation, yo) comments + gifs pretty much equals the best thing I've read on Jezebel today. (However, GroupThink kind of has you beat with tricky threesome awkwardness. NEEDS MOAR GIFS.) (Christ, just not from porn gif guy.)(eta: GT threesome post... gifs considered.)

MoGlo, I literally couldn't read your piece, as my 21 yo daughter has also been (gang) raped this year by three varsity basketball players at her small Texas school but wanted to say thank you for continuing to shine a light on these crimes. (eta: raped by three, one just encouraged from another room)

Truer words my friend, truer words.

Seconded. But no toast for me, thank you. Just plain old tomato, s&p, mayo, preferably eaten while standing over the sink.

My daughter was recently raped under similar circumstances at a state college. It took her several months to admit to herself that she was not to blame. In a premeditated rape by three athletes, one of whom she'd "hooked up with" previously.

Snorted it to get amped up for doing all those fucking dishes. Orrrrrrrrrrrr, you actually make the cherry jello with cola as your liquid.

Hmmm, hard things inside squishy things never bothered me...