Oh, I'm sure you're the ONLY person to've ever done this. /sarcasm

I just can't help but wonder if things would be as chill for you on Deadspin if you were writing about baseball, for example. But you're nice and "safe" over there, doing nice, safe women's things. (Trust me, I hated typing this entire thought out as much as I KNOW you hated having read it.)

Which makes me wonder... do you think it's because you're writing about something in the traditionally "female" domain?

I think you're both right - women's bodies are beautiful. full stop.

So what we've really learned here today is that katieglyph is officially in the top, what, 3 baddest motorscooters on Jezebel? Check.

Could be, I didn't follow the link in the article to reddit. Promoted to credit where it's due, though.

Worse, I'm a god damn Rangers fan.

Not funny, but Yu Darvish's delivery in five overlaid pitches is cool, but in reverse - which is a Deadspin gif, the original is reddit'd - it's absolutely mesmerizing.

I will never not say this when faced with an image of Jessica Simpson: She is the human equivalent of a Golden Retriever puppy who just wants you to ruffle her fluff, smile, and be happy. So I kind of think this is perfection. (Except the jeans. I did a double take over those.)

Commenter, calm thyself and stop swearing at people that didn't fucking attack you. Also, Merry Christmas if that's your gig.

Can I take a moment to remind everyone that this is NOT a Texas problem, it's a cultural problem that reaches across the entire country (world)? Thinking that this is an issue isolated to certain parts of the country helps no one, because it gives the impression that it's not happening in your own back yards, as well.…

You know, think again.. It offers the element of controlling her actions, which I'm sure will be a draw.

Um. No clickthrough for me either. But I wanted to talk about the Wrangler campaign (words I never thought I'd think together). Some of it is so, so good, and would've worked beautifully as a cohesive campaign, then RECORD-SCRATCH, wtf was that, took it all away. A shame, really.

Slow news day, I guess. Someone had time to shoot some fish in a barrel.

BANGS, though.

Fair winds and following seas!

And we're unequipped not from some sort of stupidity, but because we just don't have to deal with THIS level of winter weather except once every couple of years. Our average temperature for this time of year is 49 for dog's sake!

My experience in NY and CT (for years) was that we got cocky in the snow because we had the snow tires on, and let's face it, no one can drive on ice. Because it's ice.

UncleKim and I are smokers who only smoke outside of our house and everytime we go outside I get SO worried for those without power.

The really funny thing is that I was all "feminazi.. wait, what, where'd that come from?" and then I noticed that the stick figures appear to be wearing dresses. But feminazis wouldn't wear dresses, would we? Emphatically, no. Unless we want to.