Had to search out Chritter’s Project Breadway bagel post... And spent a few hours teared up reading all y’all’s posts, replies, follows & recommends after not logging in since two years ago. 💕❤️💕❤️💕
Don Allen, an off-duty Abilene officer was murdered in his home and found Monday evening.
Trigger warning for vague mention of sexytime stuff. Uh, kinda intense sexytime stuff.
So he’s away on biz and I was bored/lonely and decided to clean my super gunky stovetop. With Easyoff, “safe for stainless, porcelain, babybutts.”
Pink Lemonade Pie - edited! Add another can of sweetened condensed milk and the juice of a half of a lemon plus all the zest you can stand to zest! And yeah, graham cracker crusts are cheap, yo, don’t make that from scratch.
Yeah, I know we all know to parent and not “friend” your kid. It leads to spoiled kids or inappropriate overshares or whatever. But more than that it freaking HURTS LIKE HELL when they leave. Ye’let is nine hours away at her school of choice and I am SO happy for her, but. Just... but.
So yeah, I had my first The Walking Dead inspired dreams this morning, complete with theme music. (The opening music makes me so happy. I’m all like NEW EPISODE YEAH. Because we did finally get our tech together a few weeks ago in order to, yk, do what internet ppl do when they want to watch TWD S05.)
Because ain’t nobody got time for that. So, I’m thinking about fried chicken (instead of originally planned jerk chicken) tonight with mashed potatoes and cream gravy.
You guys! Ye’let and I went college dorm shopping today and went to Ross (do y’all have Ross: Dress For Less? MAGIC). We found all the things for her.* But yk what “I” found? L’oreal 8RG, Rose Gold Blonde! Three boxes (no other hair dye in the store), for $5 a box!
We know Ivy’s going to Onion City, but what’s everyone else doing?
This is the color I used, 8RG, Rose Gold Blonde and I hope it’s not a special edition because I’m loving it! Let me show you mah hair!
This is getting ridiculous. WTF did I ever do to you, mysteriously asinine* unfollower? Maybe you bore ME too, but I leave you alone, whoever the fuck you are. Damn. If we have a problem, feel free to let me know, either in an old post or on this one.
Well, yeah, she brought home a man alright... Mid-range Daughter is HAVING A BABY! We’ve been trying to cobble together a VERY fast wedding date she sprung on me not long ago (October, wtf, Daughter????) and now... BEBBBBBEHHHH. This girl. She’s been through so much you guys. SO MUCH. Abortion her freshman year, rape…
Tay may be in her zone, but, conveniently, for one moment, just as she passed over Jia’s head (which was alternately blown-away or suitably hipster bored to tears - I can’t tell which wins) she had a moment of being something else. Like clickbait. Or dreams of the day someone’s Pulitzer will surely come.
I could kill my youngest!! She finally convinced me to binge watch The Walking Dead on Netflix... months after season five was on AMC. BOO buttercup.
As expected, it was an utter shitshow, and THANKS Tropical Storm Bill for blowing up out of fucking nowhere and a) killing our deep sea fishing trip (god DAMN it) AND b) keeping us allllllllll in the house together more. This was my view the one good day there. But, soooooo much good seafood, so win!?
No, I’m still doing great, Naltrexone is the absolute liver-saver I’d hoped it would be. The problem is my mom. She got sober about two years ago (she’d been sober since I was nine, but decided “eh, what trouble can I get into at 70-ish?” - the answer was quite a lot of it, actually).
But first, because it will always be awesome, this spacer gif for slight TW stuff related to drinking and weight loss/numbers/eating pattern changes.
Super important sleuthing assignment! If you’ve ever lived in CT, I bet you’ll understand. Could you go to www.hummelbros.com/stores and use the map feature to find the closest locations to Albany-ish, NY? I believe they only sell them in CT, and since my son & daughter in law are leaving NY soon to come home,…