think of this article next time you think you understand male desire and want to make some declaration about it. Women would never pay for "cam boys."

i fear not getting enough of my recomended daily allowance of vulvas clitorises &

anyone with excess vulva and bewb pics can contact me : Buttters .

Or dressed like them (JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU ANDERS).

Standard old blues line, I think I stole it from a book of folk songs, it was called Jelly Roll Blues. Anyway, the line is "If you don't like my peaches, you don't have to shake my tree. Stay out of the orchard, and leave my peaches be."

What's the name of the move where I slowly stop masturbating after 5 minutes when my cat wanders in the room and makes direct eye contact with me?

The No-Show: In an extremely masochistic fantasy of pleasure denial, the member requests the girl turn on her cam and not spend any time in front of it while demanding he pay more for more time not seeing her.

Since we're doing away with gender on paperwork we might as well do away with race, since race is even more wish-washy. Then when people ask companies how diverse they are, they can simply tell them that such data is not collected. Bingo!

Once again, straight guys are in the position of privilege. While women are forced to pretend they love guys like Benedict Cumberbatch, us fellas get to crush out on Amy Poehler. At least lesbians get a break this time.

He said he couldn't get the swelling down, but he had never seen this new treatment.

While that may be enough internet for you today, my time is juuuuuuust starting.

This reeks of Tom Haverford's Entertainment 720 style lavishness.

man, i really REALLY dont get this behavior/perversion .

Mine is similar except I was fingerbanged during a sold-out matinee of The Flintstones (I was 13). Least sexy movie ever.

Can I brag about my GRE score? I've only told like 2 people because it's probably rude to just wave it in people's faces.

Mine is exactly the same except change "Black Swan" to "The King's Speech".

why can't they be more like hard gay

what's with the misogynistic gay dudes anyway? Why are they so mean?

I love that there are no more details than this.