it's easy for you to confess if your parents were cool with you masturbating. Just today some teen's parent called the cops on him for jackin it too much

what is "human garbage"?

why is everyone so obsessed with sex. It's like sex sex sex all the time constantly with everyone even though it causes so much harm and y'all know it causes so much harm

I think that second to last para about carving out their own space and supporting designers who produce clothing for plus size women from the ground up is probably the best idea.

speaking of, disney princesses as characters from the wire

didn't some cosmonauts build a still in their capsule one time

I might have a sexual infatuation with a Subaru WRX

I'm not even done . Did you know that they make grain alcohol infused daquiris?

♫ hello brownies my old friend...♫

Oh, well great. Kettle chips here I come!

I ate a pint of BJ core in a sitting more than one time :'(

all I did this winter was eat :(

I can't believe what that guy did. Just horrible and scary that people will shoot you up like that

I mean I'm pretty fat and I was an anorexic teen, but hey that's life. Can't take it too seriously. Just gotta clown on people

also I resent the implication that us SHEEPLE-Americans are someone constantly somnambulant

that sounds like a classic old times england job. Cemetary Ghost, Furrier, Fletcher, Chamberpotsman, cox man, coxswain, etc

c'mon I like when models dress like the homie Orin