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I think it's better this way. If we started having women fighting men in all these stupid movies, then people would think it's fair game for men to hit women since it would be considered equal. I personally like having our special "no hitting me" position in society even if it is unfair. Let the men be the violent

in the back of a movie theater during a matinee showing of Black Swan

Both times with the same girlfriend. She let one slip while doing the old 69 right in my face. I couldn't stop laughing. End of sex.

I went on a bad date with a pothead stranger from the Internet, but he was so hot I took him home with me. He proceeded to completely fail at getting hard, and halfheartedly got me off with his fingers. Then he blamed his impotence on 3 things: 1. pot, 2. all the masturbation he had done that day, and 3. porn.

The only thing I'll even willingly admit here is 4 close friends and I were all engaged in various conflagrations of sexual congress, in the living room, when my roommate came home. He was quite taken aback, and also slightly annoyed, as he had just purchased the furniture we were all fucking on earlier that very

One of the primary concerns of the American Jewish leadership (by-and-large conservative and allied with the GOP, as opposed to the overwhelmingly liberal Jewish-American community) is the "issue" of intermarriage in the Jewish-American community. There is also a similar concern amongst the Israeli leadership.

While my dad isn't in charge of hiring, he said his hiring department shies away from women for certain positions because they need people to be able to drop everything on a moment's notice and fly to factories in China, and based on the people they've had in these positions before, men are just more likely to be able

I kinda feel like I add to the problem here. I worked at a good place for 13 months, I thought I was gonna be a lifer but then I got pregnant, took maternity leave and ended up choosing to be a SAHM.

If people who claim to be the representatives of all Jews bulldozed my home, killed my family, and occupied my country for 45 years, I might say I hate Jews, too. It wouldn't be right, but focusing on it also wouldn't be the solution. The solution would be to end the occupation, stop bulldozing homes, and offer the

"No one gives a shit about your boner"

I never understood why some boys hate Feminism so much in one hand, but want sexually liberated women to sleep with on the other. It's Patriarchy that sexually represses and slut-shames, but God Forbid we work towards gender/sexual equality so that we CAN have sex without negative social repercussions!

someone should talk to these 4chan boys mothers. About how they should've drowned their kids in a bathtub

Could I have Leigh Cowart's number? Because if she likes this, I've got lots more for her.

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By the way this vid was inspired by one of the greatest scenes in scifi history.

what era Britney Spears? Like 2006-my-adolescent-fantasies toxic Britney Spears?

"I got walked on stage, Britney walked me like a dog, spanked me with a whip—it was the greatest moment of my life."

idk dude, I've never been a woman, but from the stories I hear, it's scary. I would assume that the majority of these stories are true. People are skeevy