Optimus prime rode a dinosaur and Stanley tucci stared at the screen, completely silent, sipping a carton of chinese milk. You're so wrong
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It's true. I thought transformers 4 was great while watching it. And I probably will watch TMNT, no matter how much shoehorned chinese-specific product placement and gay jokes it contains
the _____ in our stars
Tom haverford is massive beta male
or he could be insulting her on that southern fashion, like when southern people say " bless your heart"
more like u-da-ho
ahaha The Penis Whisperer
What about a man getting swallowed into a woman's vagina, like in American Gods, or that dream I had last night after watching 2 hours of tentacle porn
I feel like it's probably because people have started mixing pills and booze a lot
it's crazy how like 5 conglomerates pretty much own everything and all brands of any product basically come from the same supply chain. I mean why don't they just mark it like " soap, grade a" and "soap, grade b". Why the marketing song and dance?
malk, now with vitamin R!
she asked me to. I never wanted to do shit like order for her and decide what to do on dates but she wanted me to. I guess it's because she was super independent and high achieving normally and she just wanted someone to take care of her sometimes. It was really weird
two broken arms, you day?
I love my palate. I will eat anything. Tripe, tendon, weird pork, smelly fish, you name it. Too spicy ? I'll probably pour chili flakes on that mofo. Bitter? Fuck it I grew up eating bitter melon.
haha yea!
yeah but what about hiring quotas? How will we know if a company has consistently discriminatory hiring practices?
you're so clever. Lel kkkkkk
she probably makes more money off of those commercials than all of parks and rec
though idk dude if it were acceptable to wear a fleshlight around one's neck