I’ve always thought that serial cheating is just a symptom of disrespect for others and self-centeredness. It’s basically saying “I want what I want when I want it and I don’t give a fuck who it hurts.” I hope Cardi knows that Offset’s cheating wasn’t a reflection on her and that she deserves to be respected.

They then parlay that fake helplessness into blaming women for, you know, existing. And having bodies.

It’s so amazing that Cardi B has finally figured out that the problem with Offset is Offset, not every woman in his immediate vicinity. 

I mean being an Indian myself, you’d be a fool to give up a chance for a fabulous Indian wedding. especially if you’re filthy rich. We know how to do weddings. 

I can count on no hands how chummy I’ve ever been with sister’s in law. That’s zero, btw. Still, we haven’t murdered each other, so there’s that. 

*Sisters-in-law ... I only correct you because this is one of my favorite grammar rules, and one over which my husband and I bonded during our continued consultation of the Holt Handbook, while dating. It was like, “Secretaries general... let’s get married”

First Lady of My Heart <3

Case in point: Jenna and Barbara Bush.

I have a theory about that, which is that it’s all about the timing. It’s as if the penultimate partner preps the person for the engagement to the next suitable person who comes along. 

According to the link to her post, he was her best friend for 6 years while she was with Scott. I have several male best friends while in the midst of a pretty shitty marriage. I assume she didn’t want to kill the magic of their friendship with romance, which still may happen. That’s why I stay with a douche - wait a…

I guess they technically gave him a platform in letting him explain what happened but he honestly comes out of that article looking like garbage so I’m kind of okay with what they did. If they gave him a platform, they also gave him a lot of rope with which to hang himself. 

I think Dauer comes off very badly in the piece. As you say, a vile predator. And a has-been. So what kind of a platform could it be, if it does him so few favors?

Including the Kardashian/Jenners: WHY?!?!?!?! It’s one thing to continually socialize in private (which bothers me too) but to give them more of a platform is shameful. I like so many other players in this but will not be watching because I can’t justify giving the K klan any business. Yuck - they can do so much better

God: “look, dude, I protected you one time with that dang book. Don’t go back, mmkay?”

My understanding is that anthropologists have been able to observe the Sentinalese from afar enough to get a decent understanding of their motivations.

Also good for the Indian government (a weird thing to say even though I know this policy predates Modi, but he is trash) for protecting the Sentinalese. Like they can’t always stop willful criminals from violating their laws if they really are determined to, but their approach seems like the correct one and one I’m…

“We’re gonna need a bigger Bible.”

Yeah.....I’m still not ready to forgive them for giving Trump so much air time

Yeah, he’s on his third wife, the last he divorced when his youngest was 5, almost certainly because he was fucking Mika on the job.

Did Joe talk over Mika’s part of the vows?