I give him a year or two until he makes some god awful “Love Guru”-esque career killing comedy movie or launches a failed sitcom.

I thought he peaked when he landed on SNL but he keeps falling upwards and shattering the ceiling. He’s defying the law of social physics!

I'm hoping there's a Lisabeth Salander out there who will tattoo RAPIST across his forehead.

Remember he dated Gwyneth "Conscious uncoupling" Paltrow for a long time. He's either dated wild child-types or pretentious types. I guess Jennifer Anniston was an attempt at breaking that pattern. 

No? 

Ja Rule should really keep his mouth shut and hope everyone thinks he was just the drunk dummy along for the ride with a scammer. I wouldn’t want to draw too much attention to myself if I were him. Especially after the tape of him saying he knew what they were doing was false advertising.

Or maybe Chelsea and her husband just wanted a third kid and realized that they have the means to have one. I know we’ve all been coached to overthink her motives and moves since she was a preteen because “there are no innocent Clintons” or whatever but this woman has literally been bullied and called names by grown…

Trump is exactly like a trying to catch a fart in a tornado.

It really is incredibly well written. Several passages brought me to tears, both sadness and joy. The recounting of Election Day 2008 was just masterful storytelling.

I get that she probably had a million people helping with editing, but damn me if she doesn’t have a wonderful way of saying exactly what I’ve felt at a given point in time. The narrative bits about the campaign trail and being first lady were interesting, but the parts that really resonated with me were about trying…

I haven’t bought the book because I’m working full-time, going to grad school full-time and I’m a mom whose husband works nights. However, I will buy my copy this weekend, precisely to help keep her book on the top where it belongs. I may not read it until May, but Michelle will understand.

I mean, the abortion *itself* in Obvious Child is pretty low key, she (spoilers?) goes in for the procedure, spends an hour in the recovery room, then goes home to watch a movie on her couch.

See also: thinking that spending a great deal of time making (what you perceive to be) snappy comments on Twitter constitutes a personality. I would rather hang out with someone who surrounds themselves with books any day of the week.

This. And out of seven billion people (or even the smaller number wealthy enough for their volume of possessions to become problematic), you’ll find a wide range of different things that spark joy. 

I’m not sure I emphasized it so much as acted on the (perhaps mistaken, but not likely) presumption that everyone knows Sade is British. However, not everyone knows she’s half-Nigerian. And even if they know she’s mixed race or of half-African descent, that she was actually born in Nigeria—or even which of the 54…

Word of advice: Never invite those three to your wedding. The Holy Spirit talks everyone’s ear off about “faith” or whatever. YAWN! The Son sucks down all the wine and keeps turning the bread into fish. Hello! Not everyone wants seafood! And the Father...that guy...He waits for all the slow dances so he can grab ass…

If Biden throws his hat in the ring, are there any Constitutional rules that prevent, say, a former President from becoming VP?

Honestly a lot of men define themselves by that homicidality and sexual abuse... that’s why they love Die Hard and Revenge of the Nerds....

My favorite fact of this movie is that Loeb had his assistant director handle most of the scenes, and she was telling actors how to exactly say their lines (cadence, delivery, etc.) to which JOEY FREAKING LAWRENCE screamed at her and told her that what she was doing isn't how acting and directing works.

You used a lot of words to say “I think women are the problem”