Not only is Deadspin upset, Twitter user Malinda is upset. Some of them tweets had up to 8 likes! Deadspin would have been the laughing stock of the internet had they not published this story.

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other than malinda being very annoying, i don’t see the problem here.

Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?”

“If you thought that turn on Game of Thrones felt rushed, surprising, or like it came out of nowhere...you haven’t been paying attention.”

“Sal from Metuchen” This is fantastic. +Exit131

and the sound of you jerkin’ it.

Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.

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There’s something that is deeply sad and relatable about how badly he craves for his father to just acknowledge him, tell him that he’s done a good job, that he’s proud of him.  Everything he posts is such an obvious attempt to look like he’s more manly and important, but is so clearly done in the hopes that Donald…

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It’s more like if someone cribbed another comedian’s voice but delivered the punchlines poorly. The style is the same but the result misses what made the original work.

So what you’re saying is that all of the experts were wrong and the Suns aren’t as hot as they predicted?

He did win Overly Defensive Player of the Year, though.

I don’t know about you, but I ain’t doin’ shit even as we speak!

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

There are no stakes in any movie because they’re all made up stories with actors playing make belief.