Hydrofluoric acid Cannon?

I keep seeing conservatives getting upset when liberals talk about racism in America, and they leap out of their seats to reply "but we have a black president!" He's not the black Jesus, electing him doesn't wash away all your racist sins.

I miss my maine coon. He died one day on the porch gasping for air. He had hypertrophic cardiomyopathy an abnormal thickening of the heart that restricts the amount of blood that can be pumped. It's a common genetic condition for the breed, that usually is only found at necropsy. He was only five but he was the…

That not only looks disgusting but looks like it feels disgusting to wear. Leather is animal skin, and silk is caterpillar spit, but they have failed to make this look like anything other then dried wine slime.

$12 for 12 condoms? That's a buck a fuck. Guess I'd be better off buying in bulk online if I was having sex regularly. I could look for a cheaper brand but who wants to use a "cheap" condom?

A while ago I saw an issue of Cosmo on the stand that was labeled "The Sex Issue." When has there been an issue of Cosmo that wasn't a "sex issue"?

How else are you going to search for and replay the nude/sex scenes over and over again?

The "bases" vary but most commonly are:

I envision a movie using all the images together and I so badly want it made.

My cousin will enjoy the camera blocking feature. She still covers here laptop camera with a trimmed post-it note to keep it from spying on her.

I'm not trying to troll. Suppose you are a sexist man in charge of hiring for a company. You have been given many highly qualified applicants for a position. In the end you make a gut decision based on your interviews with the applicants, but remember, your gut is sexist. You feel more comfortable with a man then a…

300C that's 572F. The average cremation oven operates at 760-980C. How did it overheat? Are you sure they didn't leave off a zero?

Right now, if you're under 13, you can't use Facebook...and be abiding by their terms and conditions.

I'll look into it.

Don't make the same mistake my aunt did; watch out for poison plants.

Just last week I replaced my boot drive. I noticed programs that used the c:/ drive were stalling regularly. So I checked around and finally used FanSpeed to check the S.M.A.R.T data of my hard drives, and there it was. 274 bad sectors with a new sectors being found about every half an hour. I quickly bought two new…

I thought we already had a words for men who sleep around a lot. "Players", "studs", "pimps". Or we could always fall back on the old classics "man-whore" and "man-slut".

I hope Trash80 shows.

Archeologist of the future are going to shit themselves.

So...when are the TB memory chips coming out? Because how else am I going to store 30fps 4k video on a phone? Will it be streamed out onto my brand new 5G network?