Any mods that adds as much gratuitous sex and nudity as HBO did to liven up the books? Speaking of which, where are the sex simulation games? Why just pay a whore and go to bed waking up refreshed? I want to combo attack that ass.

Oh god I hate cilantro. I have to leave the room whenever it is being chopped. It burns my nose and smells like stale water.

I love potatoes but rice is pretty cheap too if you buy from an Asian grocery in bulk. A 50lb bag is like $30-40, or a 25lb bag is like $15. The prices vary depending on the strain and country of origin. Large California rice is cheap but they can use pesticides and a true rice connoisseur will tell you that is has no…

Aren't you aware there is a cocoa shortage!? I hope you eat every last bite.

Could someone tell me if I got this right. The reason you would want a GPU in your CPU is to free up graphical processing that would be done by your CPU instead of your dedicated GPU card, right? Why doesn't the dedicated GPU card do ALL the graphical processing?

You don't get rich investing in a company after it's famous, you do it before.

More pressing question: would you feel guilty to fuck in one?

Why, Psycho-the-rapist?

When dealing with muti-muti-millionaires you have to move the decimal over. $990 to you is $9.90 to Ann Romney. See, that's actually a bargain.

My older brother got so angry when he played video games. I would sit next to him and watch him play and he would hit me because I "made him lose," even though all I ever did was sit there silently eating dry Fruit Loops. When he was alone he would punch the wall making an increasingly larger hole. This was back when…

Google Vertere loquitur terribilis Latine.

You forgot "HD" Audio Cords for $40-80, "Home Theater" Power cables $ strips $150, and gold-plated HDMI cables for $80. All of which can be bought for under $30 and no human could tell the difference.

Needs more cursing.

Worst LSD trip ever.

Congratulations, have a money cake!

Restoring Cherries, I believe I heard of a doctor that will do that for you.

Congratulations BearDownCBears have a MR. Clean Cake. (This actually exist. Why?)

All I Googled was "barefoot and pregnant cake." Second photo. The internet is scary.

This seems like a "when we do it its ok but when they do it its bad" kinda thing.

What no Geordi La Forge "heart of gold" references? They use this analogy multiple times in the series. Ok, maybe like twice but it seems like multiple times when you watch reruns, documentaries and behind-the-scene specials.