Try not to break a tooth.

Interesting from a conceptual point of view but I question its lifetime durability and ease of repair.

How much of Tumblr's traffic is porn related? If you post it, they will come.

When ever I see these type of 3d photos all I can think of is the "Eleanor Rigby" scene in Yellow Submarine.

I have never seen Titanic. It came out when I was in elementary school. But I do know the entire song, "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. I was forced to memorize it for a grandparent's day at my elementary school. It is the only Celine Dion song I know.

Then they can lean the billion other compounds that have no color. In organic chem White powder/crystals pretty much covers more than half the the pure chemical compounds.

All hospital bed cakes are terribly morbid.

Luckily I already knew the glow-in-the-dark condom picture existed.

I takes time to Photoshop.

God I hate "action shots." Why do you need to stand outside an empty building because of something mundane that happened earlier that day or week. None of the people involved are there anymore. Nothing is going to change with you standing there. I don't need to see where that school/library/city…

"The only limitation of the fork you could convince me on is that they're not as effective when it comes to noodle-based dishes like ramen or pho."

I began my search with "santorum" "cake", sadly no cake. But then I thought "what does Santorum hate most?", and began a search of "sex cake." But then I though what does Santorum REALLY hate and so finally search the ever versatile "penis cake." Before my eyes I saw penis cakes of all phallic shapes and sizes. Which…

Sorry, tried to find a santorum cake, wouldn't recommend eating.

Why are Earth globes round and not oblong spherical?

My high school did the same, we would even have a pile of the books on the list next to the sign.

I have not read the books, but I don't know if want to. Dystopian worlds and child-killing depresses me, and I usually read fantasy/sci-fi books to improve my mood. I avoid a book if I think the plot is going to be too dark; Ender's Game and the Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire series even depressed me. Is the…

I like bacon once in a while, like once a month; but hate cooking bacon. The first two hours is great but after twelve hours the smell becomes annoying, and it clings to everything.

Why has there not been more talk of the Rachel Maddow piece last night about Michigan GOP flagrantly, repeatedly, violating the Michigan Constitution? She all but accused the Michigan GOP of instigating a coup.

Ouch, have you seen those bristles, and those lengths of wet fabric on a rotating wheel that can only be described as "the car spanker?"

A German, 70's porn music, and a punishment game...what could go wrong?