The "bases" vary but most commonly are:

I envision a movie using all the images together and I so badly want it made.

My cousin will enjoy the camera blocking feature. She still covers here laptop camera with a trimmed post-it note to keep it from spying on her.

I'm not trying to troll. Suppose you are a sexist man in charge of hiring for a company. You have been given many highly qualified applicants for a position. In the end you make a gut decision based on your interviews with the applicants, but remember, your gut is sexist. You feel more comfortable with a man then a…

300C that's 572F. The average cremation oven operates at 760-980C. How did it overheat? Are you sure they didn't leave off a zero?

Right now, if you're under 13, you can't use Facebook...and be abiding by their terms and conditions.

I'll look into it.

Don't make the same mistake my aunt did; watch out for poison plants.

Just last week I replaced my boot drive. I noticed programs that used the c:/ drive were stalling regularly. So I checked around and finally used FanSpeed to check the S.M.A.R.T data of my hard drives, and there it was. 274 bad sectors with a new sectors being found about every half an hour. I quickly bought two new…

I thought we already had a words for men who sleep around a lot. "Players", "studs", "pimps". Or we could always fall back on the old classics "man-whore" and "man-slut".

I hope Trash80 shows.

Archeologist of the future are going to shit themselves.

So...when are the TB memory chips coming out? Because how else am I going to store 30fps 4k video on a phone? Will it be streamed out onto my brand new 5G network?

Any mods that adds as much gratuitous sex and nudity as HBO did to liven up the books? Speaking of which, where are the sex simulation games? Why just pay a whore and go to bed waking up refreshed? I want to combo attack that ass.

Oh god I hate cilantro. I have to leave the room whenever it is being chopped. It burns my nose and smells like stale water.

I love potatoes but rice is pretty cheap too if you buy from an Asian grocery in bulk. A 50lb bag is like $30-40, or a 25lb bag is like $15. The prices vary depending on the strain and country of origin. Large California rice is cheap but they can use pesticides and a true rice connoisseur will tell you that is has no…

Aren't you aware there is a cocoa shortage!? I hope you eat every last bite.

Could someone tell me if I got this right. The reason you would want a GPU in your CPU is to free up graphical processing that would be done by your CPU instead of your dedicated GPU card, right? Why doesn't the dedicated GPU card do ALL the graphical processing?

You don't get rich investing in a company after it's famous, you do it before.

More pressing question: would you feel guilty to fuck in one?