Why, Psycho-the-rapist?

When dealing with muti-muti-millionaires you have to move the decimal over. $990 to you is $9.90 to Ann Romney. See, that's actually a bargain.

My older brother got so angry when he played video games. I would sit next to him and watch him play and he would hit me because I "made him lose," even though all I ever did was sit there silently eating dry Fruit Loops. When he was alone he would punch the wall making an increasingly larger hole. This was back when…

Google Vertere loquitur terribilis Latine.

You forgot "HD" Audio Cords for $40-80, "Home Theater" Power cables $ strips $150, and gold-plated HDMI cables for $80. All of which can be bought for under $30 and no human could tell the difference.

Needs more cursing.

Worst LSD trip ever.

Congratulations, have a money cake!

Restoring Cherries, I believe I heard of a doctor that will do that for you.

Congratulations BearDownCBears have a MR. Clean Cake. (This actually exist. Why?)

All I Googled was "barefoot and pregnant cake." Second photo. The internet is scary.

This seems like a "when we do it its ok but when they do it its bad" kinda thing.

What no Geordi La Forge "heart of gold" references? They use this analogy multiple times in the series. Ok, maybe like twice but it seems like multiple times when you watch reruns, documentaries and behind-the-scene specials.

Try not to break a tooth.

Interesting from a conceptual point of view but I question its lifetime durability and ease of repair.

How much of Tumblr's traffic is porn related? If you post it, they will come.

When ever I see these type of 3d photos all I can think of is the "Eleanor Rigby" scene in Yellow Submarine.

I have never seen Titanic. It came out when I was in elementary school. But I do know the entire song, "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. I was forced to memorize it for a grandparent's day at my elementary school. It is the only Celine Dion song I know.

Then they can lean the billion other compounds that have no color. In organic chem White powder/crystals pretty much covers more than half the the pure chemical compounds.

All hospital bed cakes are terribly morbid.