I'm willing to bet that all of your "original characters" are Sonic the Hedgehog recolors.

Truly heartwarming.

Not sure where you're hearing Nickelback. These are just the standard shouted vocals a la Joe Preston that are employed in many sludge acts.

The computer needs to have imbalanced hero powers because the AI is so dumb. Even the heroic versions weren't too hard to break once you figured out the Al's parameters.

I would rather wax than use hair removal cream again. I'm a very hairy dude and I shave my upper torso and privates regularly, decided to give Nair a shot once on my chest and stomach... Holy Shit I have never been in so much pain. It was honestly more painful than being tattoo'd and it lingered for days.

Never mind that last post, I didn't click through the link because I'm knee-jerky and dumb.

I chuckled a few times while reading this, but now that I know that you've given RoboCop the same treatment, I'm going to have to go ahead and take all those laughs right back.

I hope he's not.

You sound like zero fun.

What a champion.

Dude, that's the gag. Americans tends to have very stereotypical views of other cultures, it's cool though, we know it's Hollywood's fault. The whole clapping, tipping and shoes-indoors thing is a riff on this. What's normal is a matter of cultural perspective. We don't actually think you all do this. That's the joke.

As a straight guy I've found gay clubs to have an overwhelmingly positive atmosphere. Also, I've never been bought a drink or overtly hit-on at straight clubs, so score another one for the gay bar.

Don't be an idiot, in hospitals nurses wear scrubs with cartoon characters or other whimsical prints to appear less threatening. This is just exploitation.

That is fucking adorable.

Then go play Crysis 3. I'm sure your backlog is substantial, not every game needs to be tailor-made to your preferences. Personally, I enjoy pixellated graphics and as long as the art style is endearing I don't mind using my recently upgraded PC to play it.

Nobody cares, Bob. Phil Fish is more endearing than you are.

Yeah, you need loose, billowy sleeves to pull this off. I just tried this on my fitted t and heard a nasty "crack — crack" in the armpit. Thanks, Russia.

My girlfriend isn't allowed to watch Mad Men because Jon Hamm is so handsome.

It's preworkout, you fucking noob.

I think that's the genius of those Upworthy article headlines, not only do they get you to read the article out of curiosity, but they offer no real information in the title. If this same experiment had've been conducted with an Upworthy headline like, "You won't believe what Americans are doing in libraries now more…