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I had a 2001 that refused to live.

I don't nearly have the experience of overseeing many big advertising campaigns, but no shit. Glad we have your experience to tell us these things.

Not just new, but “all-new.”

As I said to the real estate agent that said lichen on the shingles was a good thing, “when you make stuff up, you lose credibility.”

Perhaps even, Toyota Cavalier.

They took it to the Xtreme!

You could even call GM’s behavior cavalier.

Everyone knows that semen is only effective when taken orally or anally.

We have not altered our marketing campaigns because of any concerns with the accuracy of our ad content.

I wonder where the clips are showing the “real people” calling bullshit. How many takes exist where Chevy didn't get an agreeable audience...or got an underwhelmed audience?

Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

I saw the ad for the first time this weekend.  I turned to my wife and said “I guarantee you this is based on some stupid metric no one cares about”  Well, there you go.

I am a potato. Please cure my crippling depression.

I’m not really sure about cause and effect on this, but I’ll say that since I stopped subscribing to any cable service several years ago, my interest in sports, generally, has virtually collapsed. E.g., I was a lifelong Brewers fan and didn’t watch moment of the NLCS. I haven’t tuned in to a Packers game—or any other—s…

As Daniel Vosovic said, “it’s a motherfucking walk-off.”

Melania’s husband repeatedly perved and practically stalked Harry’s mother as well as bragged about having the ability to fuck Princess Diana before and after her death.

This is so deliciously good.

It doesn’t matter what happens tonight. The story is this: