I had a 2001 Focus, laser red. Ran it to 315k miles before selling it. Granted, it had two transmission replacements in that time, so I wouldn't call it reliable. First one went out while still under warranty. Second one a friend installed for $800, else I would have trashed it. When I sold it, it was smoking, but…

I am viewing this on mobile, but the video editor failed. This video was filmed vertical, then set into a horizontal frame. So there’s no way to make the video fill a screen. It just makes for a super tiny bear with huge black rectangles on each side of the video no matter which way I turn my device.

Accounting has completed a demand curve showing Cider Mill Spiced produces the highest return on investment, but employee engagement is low this season so we recommend the more upbeat Glazed with Frosting to improve morale.

No they aren’t.

And same commenters!

My favorite Ashley comment ever.

I live in an area that doesn’t have a Popeye’s, so I’ve never actually tried it. I never think to try it when I’m in other cities either. I’ve heard it’s magical though.

Thank you for putting into words that which I could not. “Violently upsetting” is exactly what I was feeling, but was unable to express due to the overwhelming gag reflex happening.

But I still sometimes miss HamNo. And the inane comments on his posts. 😢

So good to see familiar faces around these parts. I cried alone into my pillow last night. Let’s please not have that happen again.

He’s been in road jersies for the last 2 months. They’re really starting to smell.

I feel reached. Well, I’m feeling something, anyway.

Fantastic job writing Sportsball! I will now cheer for our team/athlete in the appropriate manner for the event. Go! Score! Hooray!

Looks like right here.

Counterpoint: only purple cabbage is worth eating. The green crap is crap.

Please ungrey me Ashley. PLEASE! Can’t you see I’m begging you here?!? What more do you want from me?!?

Aaassshhhllleeyyy!!! I found you! Please don’t ever leave me again. I might have cried myself to sleep last night.

Woohoo! Found Ashley on the Concourse! I can survive another day. /Ahhh

Gahh! Where’s HamNo?!? Where’s Ashley?!?

This song always makes me think of Dave Ramsey now, no matter when or where I hear it.