I just wrote about Fury Road after the Gizmodo post about the great stunts. One friend mentioned he heard the movie wasn’t very good, and I had to agree with him.

It’s odd that you picked sports games to defend your point, since it usually seems to be “hey, maybe they finally fixed X mechanic that made the last game annoying. Nope, they just updated rosters and added more microtransactions.”

That bear is trying to figure out why this poor human is shooting a video in portrait instead of landscape.

+1 metamorphosed bear

+1 apple thrown at Gregor

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic bear. He was lying on his furry, as it were hirsute, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his formerly bald belly now covered with brown hair on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in…

Have you considered hiring a donut consultant to optimize your short and long-term snacking strategy?

No that's digimon!!!!

Aw, thank you! I am pretty excited about my teeth. Too bad braces can’t fix these pieces of crap too.

Ashley, I get the impression they have given The Concourse exclusively to you and this is the smartest move in the history of journalism.

God the story behind Mark Davis and his haircuts...as rich as he is I would pay him money to stop him from picking that hairstyle. It is violently upsetting.

Never have I read a single post from someone who I know nothing about, and so quickly surmised the cataclysmic level of jackassery as I did with your post.

Already feels like home, Ashley?

I watched it, and listened to the whole inane conversation.

this post means that prayer works and now im voting for Pence

Truth be told, The Concourse was always Ashley’s true destiny. Where else does she belong?

My two front teeth are fake so I can’t bite into apples. I have to use a knife to cut them up into pieces like I’m a 3rd grader having after school snack. If I’m out and don’t have a knife, my wife will bite off pieces and give them to me. You think braces are bad? Don’t ever lose your front teeth, bruh.

Feinberg! Awesome!