At least not’s not like it’s wildly expensive, like $100 a year or anything

Hey, he is not that dumb. He will send the astronauts at night!

I wish it were fatal.

Don’t you wish that stupidity was painful? Like bone spurs?

Seriously. As a pretty far left progressive, this shit drives me absolutely insane. Not everything bad that happens to POC (or women, LGBTQ, or any other marginalized group) is because they’re POC.

...made racially charged remarks to a parent

All of these “I love my vape” articles read like a parent using reverse psychology to keep their kids from smoking them.

“Hey honey, aren’t these vape pens dope and fresh? They’re really in fleek right? Do you guys still say fleek? Vape pens are in fleek.”

It’s working. I’ve never wanted to vape less.

I believe you.

Continually amazed (not actually amazed) at how reluctant the White House is to go in front of Congress and explain how they have done nothing wrong.

Turkey Fucks Chicken

Before Trump I wouldn’t have believed it possible that a President could display such idiotic incompetence that he could, against all odds, somehow make withdrawing troops from the never ending quagmire of the Middle East into a bad thing.

It’s sort of like if nine out of ten medical experts told you to never bash in you skull with a hammer, they’d say “But what about that one who said it’s okay? I’m gonna trust him because he must know something the others don’t!”

It’s the improper use of the emphatic. You used asterisks, which is common online, but in a lot of signage people use double quotes. You probably see it all the time. “World’s Best Coffee!” “We Deliver” “Vegan Options Available”

We would know he was dead by his silence on twitter.

Oh man, Mitt Romney’s brow is gonna be SO FURROWED when he sees this.

Look at the Hispanic populations of the states that swing hard for Trump, they’re all states with population levels like 0.8% and 2.3%, yet they are all frothed up about Mexicans coming to take everything from them. If it weren’t Trump, it’d be someone else, they’re afraid of the “other” tribe. They want to let…

At least three inches. Look at his right foot in this photo: you can see where the shoe bends, yes? That’s roughly where his toes are, and I’m guessing he doesn’t have the world’s longest toes, so he is sporting major Elf Shoe Realness in the footbox of those shoes. I’m also willing to bet that they’re not…

Immigrants are here to steal your jobs!

My 88-year-old father loves to call anyone he doesn’t like a “socialist” while he:

My sympathies go out to the members of the Five Eyes IC who had to indulge Barr in his nonsense. Our allies brought the USA evidence of an attack on our election by a hostile foreign nation. Now, the administration is siding with that hostile foreign nation and investigating our allies.