I know it goes without saying for a lot of the conservative evangelical crowd, but the cognitive dissonance of “I have great faith in God, and He’s going to punish everyone with His divine might, but I have to make sure I have a closet full of pilot crackers so He doesn’t accidentally smite me, too, because I don’t…

“Though it can be taken by mouth by the spoonful, it’s also put into lozenges and topical gels”

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

Yes.

Probably.

At this point, I’ll take whatever I can get. Death, impeachment, prison, just falling down stairs until he breaks all his limbs...

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

To which The A.V. Club humbly submits: “We know it isn’t great, but what right do you have to complain?”

I will never encounter some of the folks on this site again, and I am very thankful for it.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

It’s never been “Han shot first,” goddammit.

What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation is this anyway?

Disney Minus. The joke was right there. 

If he didn’t want to be groped, he shouldn’t have been wearing that hat.

STICK TO BARFING IN BAGS!!!!!!1!2!!!!!!2!!!1!!

I'm disappointed with lack of sports content. 🙁

He is the swamp.

This was literally his first real public appearance in over three years. He’s always been at rallies where everyone is almost entirely:

This was like eating a whole sheetcake with extra frosting.