Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

Yes.

Probably.

At this point, I’ll take whatever I can get. Death, impeachment, prison, just falling down stairs until he breaks all his limbs...

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

To which The A.V. Club humbly submits: “We know it isn’t great, but what right do you have to complain?”

I will never encounter some of the folks on this site again, and I am very thankful for it.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation is this anyway?

Disney Minus. The joke was right there. 

If he didn’t want to be groped, he shouldn’t have been wearing that hat.

STICK TO BARFING IN BAGS!!!!!!1!2!!!!!!2!!!1!!

I'm disappointed with lack of sports content. 🙁

He is the swamp.

This was literally his first real public appearance in over three years. He’s always been at rallies where everyone is almost entirely:

This was like eating a whole sheetcake with extra frosting.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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