I’ve heard of people suffering the Svedka flu more than once. Not me though. Friends.

Wait, are you describing a website or a Trump Klan rally? Funny how double standards never seem to set off the logic alarm of conservatives. I guess you’d need to have it for an alarm to be set off though...

Is this the part where we post a bunch of conservative memes saying that “Juul’s don’t kill people, people kill people”, and that if a vaper wants to vape, making vaping illegal isn’t going to keep them from getting illegal guns...uh, I mean vaping pens?

We’re still forcing the concept that Hideo Kojima makes great games? Ok.....

Why do these AppleTV+ shows sound like they’re veering into Seinfeld levels of fake titles? “Dickinson” and “For All Mankind” sound like they should be on a marquee with “Prognosis Negative” and “Ponce de Leon”.

I love how Derp Jr.’s shoes and clothing are spotless. Those hunting clothes have never seen a day’s work in their life. Much like the dipshit wearing them.

If it’s the second part, he better hurry the fuck up. I’m talking immediately upon crossing that border.

“I have been treated very badly....”

Weak. Try again. Less dipshit conservative buzz words this time. Dig deep. Try to do it without using the word “liberal” “douchebag” or any of the other two insulting words you know.

That’s the second time you’ve used the word “snowflake”. You’re supposed to turn the pages of your MAGA chud script so you don’t repeat yourself.

This is like fucking heroin for me. I want to mainline this all day every day.

Correction, only Melania has a son.

They don’t trust anything that doesn’t outright tell them they’re Aryan supermen that will control all the money and allow them to have sex with beautiful women for 12 hours a day while Jesus watches and blesses them. They’ll even cut off their own limbs that don’t support that narrative.

This is what happens when you insist on using the same engine for 15 years.

Really? I thought I was just playing along. Are you sure you’re not the one who ducked and missed the point?

I agree. I felt like every time she was onscreen, she was just about to turn to the camera and shout “I”M ACTING IN A STAR WARS MOVIE!!!!”

.....was what was needed every time she was on screen.

It’s really the satisfaction of Eagles fans shutting the fuck up for 2 weeks that makes games like yesterday and against the Vikings so fulfilling. Those assholes disappear faster than a fart in the wind when they’re not able to run off their mouths.

Two fucked up hills to die on; vaping and guns. Somewhere above, a multitude of stars looks down on us and makes you realize none of it matters at all.

It’s 2019 and we’re still saying “Bruh”?