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If Trump is guilty of this, how come Biden didn’t appear in the mirror?!

That is the Freedom Fist. Because he’s constantly fisting democracy.

Don’t hold your breath. If Pelosi literally tossed Trump down a reactor shaft Star Wars style, Splinter would be right there bitching that she lifted with her back instead of her legs.

Here’s that transcript from Trump about his call with the President of Ukraine;

Nancy Pelosi:

Scientists: *spend decades raising the alarm over climate change*

You can tell conservatives are on the right side of history because their greatest rival is teens who want to live.

Holy fuck, this shit might result in a stern letter!

Satchel Ass looking very infarct-y this morning.  

“As Crenshaw notes, the interaction was clearly set up to be on video.”

This made me laugh, thank you. Have a star. 

Trump has shown a lot of courage in naming the issues facing California and Baltimore.  I hope we do something about it.  

The fact he has to carry cash says a lot about his financial status. Those credit cards are apparently worthless and he can’t cash a check anymore since they put his photo up on the wall at the bodega.

Occasions that Trump has tipped a caddy, ranked:

The conservative view is that the solution to poverty - including homelessness - is to make it as awful as possible.  Excuse me, the word conservatives prefer is ‘uncomfortable’.  Only by being ‘uncomfortable in their poverty’ will the poor and homelessness have the motivation to improve their lives.  Which raises

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

“Where people in those buildings pay tremendous taxes,” Trump continued.

This is so fucking true.

“She never treated me nicely”