No, no, they are just temporarily “not rich.”

Yeah, I thought mental education was just called education. That’s why we tack the physical on the front to differentiate it from all the other education going on.

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

I love the insinuation that if the rich don’t get even more tax cuts that they’ll... stop paying taxes? Their money already isn’t here you dumb assholes.

It turns out when you’re a person worthy of loyalty and respect, and you surround yourself with same, the people who work for you aren’t inclined to drag you to the press.

Funny how these neo nazis are forgetting how much old Adolf hated Russians. 

“....Also, there is NO COLLUSION”

Donny, bubbie, you’re the fucking President. You’re the one you are yelling at to “DO SOMETHING”. Sooooo, DO SOMETHING, or shut the fuck up.

“Hey, I only hired this guy *AFTER* he did all those crimes! So it’s all cool, right?”

It’s reasonable to predict they go down together (which may be the first time Pence goes down; but that’s Mother’s problem).

For the last time: HILLARY 👏 CLINTON 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 FUCKING 👏 PRESIDENT

but this kneeling is only slightly related to the original kneeling. There was kneeling about police brutality, then about doing it to prove it could be done, and now it’s becoming a way to protest an idiot owner. We’re creeping closer and closer to the kneeling-cause-of-the-week.

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

You keep thinking Trump and Bannon’s followers can’t get any stupider, then you see something like this.

Bill, honey? The only person to blame for all of this is YOU.

Ah yes, as Epicurus said:

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”