Who are these alleged “firearm experts”? Tucker Carlson said the same shit without citing any sources and I am 99% sure he pulled it right out of his own asshole. You don’t NEED accuracy when you’re firing into a tightly-packed festival crowd of 20,000 people! Arrrrgggghghhghhghhhhhhh *rage stroke*

May I join you? I am small but fierce.

I know this is the least important of all his many offenses but something about his unwavering commitment to these juvenile twitter “nicknames” is so cringey and pathetic to me.

Boy I sure am glad we avoided the corrupt-as-all-hell Hillary Clinton!

Mike Pence probably won’t accidentally start a nuclear war with North Korea.

I always enjoyed the dark crystal / full house crossover episodes,

He’s President of the red part only:

I think we are supposed to gird ourselves for the 112 theories on how Hillary did it.

Apparently, he’s desperate for approval from the pubic, and since he’s figured out that he’s never going to get it from liberals or moderates, he’s just gotten int he habit of throwing red meat to his base whenever he feels bad about himself.

Hang in there friend.

Ahh Kim Davis. A person who protested at work. And the R’s cheered that on. But an NFL player protests at work, and they are a traitor.

Seven years of campaigning against Obamacare, and the best the great negotiator can do despite having all of congress controlled by his party is an executive order. Pathetic.

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

Madame Mayor strikes me as a bit of an opportunist at this point.

Seriously.

Donald the Bitch is going to find out they’re American citizens when they all register to vote on the mainland.

IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS!

The solution to citizens being “fucked over” is not to fuck over more citizens, which is exactly what happens when someone with no experience in governance attempts to act as an elected official.

Er...the reason the establishment has been fucking us over is at the behest of these business execs and the donations of their corporate interests. All you’re doing is cutting out the middle man.

“We really, REALLY want tax cuts” —The GOP