Patsy’s look was modelled on Ivana! There’s an early episode where someone makes a crack about Ivana and Patsy bristles and snaps, “I think she’s tremendous.”

Just like in War of the Worlds it’s the little things that can bring something down. Like, say, an “administration” where everybody’s middle name is “Corrupt As All Fuck” and last name is “Stupid As A Box Of Hair-Worthington The III.”

This is what running the government like a business is. The people at the very top using it as their piggy bank while fucking over everyone else

I await this with bated breath!

Interesting. I don’t trust dog people in general because they’re just too damn talkative, nosy and cheerful - much like their smelly, mouth-breathing counterparts. :D

Instead, he said that he had ‘total confidence’ in Tillerson. ‘Total Confidence’ indicates that he’s trying the convey the same message Hitler did when he promoted generals on the field to field marshal.

I call Friday 6 pm for Tillerson in the Cabinet Deadpool.

My eyes got glassy for a few mins after reading the part where he dies.

Not forgetting Trump’s immortal words before leaving for Las Vegas today:

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

on top of that they are really ruining the best month of the year... the beginning of fall and HALLOWEEN. I mean I think I would maybe be less annoyed if they used, say, orange? or black? but of course it has to be fucking pink. I even like pink and find this so damn egregious

It’s my birthday month.

I am 100% certain that until this happened, and for a while afterward until some hapless aide finally got him to be begrudgingly convinced, he had no idea that Puerto Rico was part of the United States. None.

It’s a relatively small and banal part of the job, and it pales in comparison to all the other ways he sucks, but the way he responds to these disasters is sickening to me. That an adult human cannot suppress the reflex to engage in superfluous praise (mostly of himself) to focus on victims of a disaster is…

Christ, the mental hoops people are jumping through. The IOC should look into adding it as an event for the next Summer Olympics.

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You win! Your lovely Jezebel tote bag will arrive in the mail soon!

Unsurprising. GOP motto: good for me, not for thee.

He thinks he’s Monty fucking Hall (RIP, btw). He thinks a desperate crowd of hurricane survivors are an audience. He thinks he is the benevolent game show host, and that giving out “prizes” will win him the adoration of his loyal viewers. This is actually a horrifying tableau reminiscent of feudal times. The people of…

I’ve got no shock left for anything Trump says at this point - he was always a dim-witted narcissist and asshole who I now suspect must be suffering from some sort of serious cognitive decline - but....the government refused to lift food stamp restrictions...?