the same way that Civil War re-enactors (the intersection of the set of whom with the set of gun nuts is very large) have the fantasy of dying gloriously to preserve the right to buy and sell other people and compel their labor at pain of death.

They just like the NRA’s money.

After these tragedies occur I think about the victims and their families that will go broke or bankrupt paying the hospital bills.

Burn in hell, Paul Ryan.

I think politicians who can only manage to send prayers to victims of mass shooting should be moved to a Christian Scientist health plan that relies on prayers, and only prayers, for medical issues.

It really says something that the comedians are the ones to hold guilty parties feet to the fire in wake of unspeakable tragedies and not our alleged government leaders. Elected officials who are supposed to serve their constituencies but instead gladly accept money from the corrupt, soulless people who are…

He has completely internalized the lesson of Goebbels: Lie big, lie often, and never back down from your lies. It has worked or him so far: it’s not a devastating senseless tragedy that could have been prevented — it’s a miracle!

Which is ironic, who do they think the poor armed people will come for first?

Thx. Can we come stay w you for the next 2-64 years?

How else are they going to get their invites to the next DC cocktail party? By doing actual journalism?

A narcissistic lizard-person wearing human skin.

Fuck you.

Amazing...the same message he had for the people of Puerto Rico.

Just need to point out that, once again, white dude killing dozens of innocent people, but the “Muslim Ban” is what’s going to keep us all safe.

Small 6-Year-Old Child: Can I have Cat in the Hat?

also, remember that Black athletes should be grateful for being millionaires. They didn’t apparently earn it, they were given it, and therefore should be thankful to the white owners.

“The NFL cannot disrespect our country,” Trump said, before taking a deep breath and continuing.

“I have so many friends...”

OR they would say the tweets never existed, and it’s just the lying liberal media saying they ever did. That rally in Alabama was just a campaign rally for trump, definitely not to endorse any candidate.

They would, with a straight face and absolutely no sense of irony, tell you that you’re being incredibly petty about something so small and stupid as a few tweets.