The cognitive dissonance involved in lauding the sacrifice to protect our rights, while lamenting that anyone actually bothers to use those rights... my god.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

You could be living in a country where you dodge landmines on your way to dig food out of a dumpster.

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

It’s his “I’m a serious important man” face.

Don’t worry. Republicans only support federalism when it suits their needs like for health care and gun control laws.

“By our own example, we must teach children to be good stewards of the world they will inherit.”

Pepto Abysmal.

Cheap ass bastard can’t even work up a laurel to go with that...

“No child should ever feel hungry, stalked, frightened, terrorized, bullied, isolated or afraid, with nowhere to turn,”

Well, this should earn another hardy handshake from POTUS.

You’re a good submissive. Cops love you.

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

“vanka Trump, alabaster-skinned Trump heiress and senior White House advisor, does not believe she has any “obligation to moderate” the president, her father.”

You know, I could maybe give you 10 reasons why this bill shouldn’t be considered. But Republicans campaigned on this so often that you have a responsibility to carry out what you said in the campaign

What the actual fuck is a “valley of disrepair”?

Eh. The ‘black belts’ I’ve met have all been small-minded chucklefucks, so from *my* perspective there’s no shortage of prospects.

We are all General Kelly.