Counterpoint: We all wish he simply didn’t exist.

Trump just needs them to do this for him so he doesn’t have to keep dragging his coffin full of Mar A Lago dirt with him all over the world. That thing is a bitch to get through customs.

Jesus Christ, look how long that tie is on the orange gas bag! It’s touching the tip of the chair as he’s sitting down! Did he pick up the red carpet they laid out for the event and tie it in a Windsor knot around his neck? Holy fuck. There is literally nothing about him I don’t hate.

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Sleepy Joe! Goddamn that is clever! Did you just make that up on the spot?? I know conservatives, with their depth of intellect and incredible sense of humor, are able to whip up the most scathing and original thoughts almost instantly. Rarely do they fall in line with unoriginal thinking or unamusing nick names that…

As president, couldn’t he just say “The trip is cancelled due to conflicting schedules” and simply disappear to one of his shitty golf courses? I’m an introvert and even I don’t go to such elaborate lengths to get out of social obligations.

Good to see Jared can take some PTO after solving the Middle East Crisis. What’s the growth on his shoulder?

This just in: Low-T dude bro tries to reclaim shrinking man-hood with violence fantasies and unoriginal gun rhetoric all while dismissing higher levels of critical thinking and alternate creative outlets. Film at 11.

I still have the scar from my last beach trip and bad flip flops. I’m glad I finally have a direction for my anger and disappointment at my disfigurement.

I can’t properly filter this message of his through my usual one for stupidity and ignorance. He’s saying the entire human population is a product of rape and incest? There’s no birth by consensual sex? I mean, if that is the message and I’m understanding it correctly after all....whaaaaaat? Then I, personally, and my…

Funny how the “master race” all looks like rejected extras from the set of Deliverance. That gene pool is so shallow, you couldn’t drown a flea in it.

They didn’t shout it because they were already at one. A Trump rally *IS* a klan rally.

It’s a Blow Job with a vodka chaser.

I agree. Mitch McConnell hates the name so much, he had to go on TV and whine about it. With one statement behind a podium, Nancy Pelosi elevated it to the national consciousness. It will forever stick.

Considering how Steve King is full of shit in every capacity, I’m going to go out on a limb and say all his ancestors are a result of anal rape.

Before or after he died?

Someone needs to tell him that people’s ability to make those tiny widgets are what keep his godawful fugly mug on television. No computers, no widgets, no TV, and no ratings. Fuuuuuuuuuuck he is stooooooooopid.

I think Trump has proven to me that I would, unequivocally, rather be smart and middle class than rich (Ha!) and abjectly stupid.

Dunning-Kruger, you strike again.